Off the liquor that’s when I’m the most honest.
Polo GPolo G If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, “Dude, you have to wait”.
Mitch HedbergMitch Hedberg You know it’s funny when it rains it pours They got money for wars, but can’t feed the poor.
Tupac ShakurTupac Shakur People get bent out of shape about the fact that when I was a kid, you could not drink out of certain water fountains. Well, the water was the same.
Clarence ThomasClarence Thomas Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
Alfred Lord TennysonAlfred Lord Tennyson On one issue, at least, men and women agree. They both distrust women.
H. L. MenckenH. L. Mencken Whenever things seem to start going well in your life, the Devil comes along and gives you a ‘girlfriend’.
Robert MugabeRobert Mugabe Some things are so serious, they can only be joked about.
Niels BohrNiels Bohr The only thing strong about the French Army is their damn body odor.
Dwayne JohnsonDwayne Johnson Poetry is the voice of the soul and the inspiration of the heart.
Teresa PeresTeresa Peres But it was now time for her to go away-to find someone who could show her what happiness was.
Lang LeavLang Leav Just because you haven’t seen how wonderful, beautiful, and special she is, doesn’t mean no one else will.
Norah RoseNorah Rose A memory is a star or a stain.
Aneena BijuAneena Biju Love her, but don’t forget to leave her wild.
Little PaulsonLittle Paulson Do your own thing and live your way of happiness.
Emily BockEmily Bock
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