If you’re going to get in trouble for hitting someone, might as well hit them hard.
Harry StylesHarry Styles The empty vessel makes the loudest sound.
William ShakespeareWilliam Shakespeare Comedy is surprises, so if you’re intending to make somebody laugh and they don’t laugh, that’s funny.
Norm MacDonaldNorm MacDonald It is really a hard life. Men will not be nice to you if you are not good-looking, and women will not be nice to you if you are.
Agatha ChristieAgatha Christie Be nice to nerds. Chances are you’ll end up working for one.
Bill GatesBill Gates Money is funny.
Harry StylesHarry Styles There is a slight tomboyish side to me. But I was studious, and I did not bunk classes!
Kriti SanonKriti Sanon Ever see this? It’s a homeless guy but he’s got a dog… The dog’s really thrilled with this idea. The dog’s going, Hey pal, I can do this by myself pretty well. The longest walk in the world you got me on here.
Norm MacDonaldNorm MacDonald I be goofy, kinda funny. Acting stupid but they love me.
Mac MillerMac Miller Someone once said “The only thing that will be left after a nuclear holocaust is Cher and cockroaches.” I think that’s funny, because, you know, I am a survivor. If I am anything, that’s what I am.
CherCher With new relationships, we get scared of being loved because we scared of rejection. Don’t let your fears ruin a perfectly good relationship.
Emily BockEmily Bock I love having someone to talk to all night.
Sophie SmithSophie Smith It is a loud war to love you in silence.
Noor BazziNoor Bazzi Don’t let unimportant people have too much power over you.
Hei-Ran ParkHei-Ran Park Remember that your purpose is indeed to be nothing else but YOU, all that you are and all that you want to be.
ShamaShama I like the crazy ones- the ones made of a little bit of human and a lot of star.
Lauren EdenLauren Eden
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