“Money is funny.”

I’m not really a pick-up-line guy. I don’t know what I do.

I just woke up and found a large butterfly on me. When did that happen?

A good since of humor and someone who is loyal and cute-I like cute girls.

Come on England give us a goal.

Just because you are in a band with someone doesn’t mean you have to be best friends.

Work hard. play hard. be kind.

A short skirt and lots of makeup won’t impress me.

I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you ever could just by pressing her follow button.

I’ve always wanted to be one of those people who didn’t really care much about what people thought about them but I don’t think I am.

I think you have to take me for me. I am who I am.

I love anything that’s a bit of a challenge.

A lovely man, travel safe.

You can’t bribe the door on your way to the sky.

Written in these walls are the stories that I can’t explain.

My favorite party trick is to wear nothing but a gold thong in the house.

My worst habit is getting naked all the time haha…sorry.