Someone once said “The only thing that will be left after a nuclear holocaust is Cher and cockroaches.” I think that’s funny, because, you know, I am a survivor. If I am anything, that’s what I am.
CherCher I was an only child and I had a mother and father who were just – there wasn’t a straight man in the house, and I mean that in a very nice way. They were fun, and we would laugh a lot.
Betty WhiteBetty White A clever arrangement of bad eggs will never make a good omelet.
C. S. LewisC. S. Lewis Nothing wrong with shooting, as long as the right people get shot.
Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood When I’m at home alone, I run up the stairs naked. It’s quite funny.
Louis TomlinsonLouis Tomlinson People made fun of my skinny legs.
Shawn MendesShawn Mendes Thou shouldst eat to live; not live to eat.
SocratesSocrates When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me 85 dollars. That is why in the Navy the Captain goes down with the ship.
Dick GregoryDick Gregory I find a duck’s opinion of me is very much influenced by whether or not I have bread.
Mitch HedbergMitch Hedberg I like girls who have two eyes.
Harry StylesHarry Styles I managed to cut myself loose and while there was pain – there weren’t any blood.
Jenny WinbladhJenny Winbladh Free will exist only in a confused mind.
Frode GaslandFrode Gasland If you are true to yourself, you are already a winner.
Alex DanielAlex Daniel You deserve words that remind you of your value.
Saif Ali ManganSaif Ali Mangan Do always wonder about your worth and remind yourself that even roses have their own thorns.
Megan LaoMegan Lao I’m like sugar in the coffee. Stir me and I’ll dissolve into you.
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