All Earthquakes and Disasters are warnings; there’s too much corruption in the world.
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All Earthquakes and Disasters are warnings; there’s too much corruption in the world.
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The gods too are fond of a joke.
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My grandfather once told me that there were two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was much less competition.
INDIRA GANDHI -
I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund.
ROBIN WILLIAMS -
The more you learn, the more you know. The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
STEPHEN HAWKING -
The common argument that crime is caused by poverty is a kind of slander on the poor.
H. L. MENCKEN -
I’d never buy my girl a watch… she’s already got a clock over the stove.
CHARLES BARKLEY -
I learnt very early in life that whenever there is a choice between peace of mind and piece of ass, go for the former.
SHAHRUKH KHAN -
Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.
ALBERT CAMUS -
The problem with this country is that you meet your soulmate after getting married.
STUART PETERSON