Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered.
Phyllis DillerPhyllis Diller A Clinical Study. Taking some time to read each night really taught me how to feign narcolepsy when my husband asked me what my “plan” was for taking down the Christmas tree.
Tina FeyTina Fey Criticism can never instruct or benefit you. Its chief effect is that of a telegram with dubious news. Praise leaves no glow behind, for it is a writer’s habit to remember nothing good of himself.
Ben HechtBen Hecht And whether these poor people would not fare far better if they were entrusted to the devils in Hell than they do at the hands of the devils of the New World who masquerade as Christians.
Bartolome de las CasasBartolome de las Casas My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
Bob HopeBob Hope Dear Lord, I’ve been asked, nay commanded, to thank Thee for the Christmas turkey before us…
Berkeley BreathedBerkeley Breathed The next thing I wrote was in a writing class at night school. It was about a poor woman who worked at a dime store and who was all alone for Christmas in Laurel, Mississippi.
Beth HenleyBeth Henley Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it weren’t for Christmas We’d all be Jewish.
Benny HillBenny Hill I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.
Bernard ManningBernard Manning Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to.
Bill VaughanBill Vaughan Find someone who can hear you even when you’re silent.
Brad NeatonBrad Neaton Shadows follow me the way a vulture stalks death. One small step ahead.
Danielle MontgomeryDanielle Montgomery Hidden in the ashes, of a fallen building lays a child’s family photo, with whom he could never unite in life.
Heba NazarHeba Nazar To love something, someone. You don’t need to own them.
Sonika MSonika M When you miss someone, you realize their worth and your faith.
Aradhna S BirenAradhna S Biren The bed was the canvas, we were the art.
Jonny OxJonny Ox
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