Christmas Quotes

For a Jewish guy, I’ve recorded a lot of Christmas albums.

I mean, what’s he doing now? He’s evolving. Evolving? Well, evolve for Christ’s sake! And this is a guy – the whole gay community, and the whole environmental community and all these other people said, he’s our guy.

Christmas for me is all about spending time with my family. I cherish any chance we have to spend all day together making gingerbread houses, baking cookies, or sitting around and watching movies.

At this time of year it’s easy to forget the true meaning of Christianity – the lies, the corruption, the abuse.

Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.

Everybody loves a good Christmas song if you do it right.

Christmas Eve was a night of song that wrapped itself about you like a shawl. But it warmed more than your body. It warmed your heart…filled it, too, with melody that would last forever.

I really don’t watch what I eat. It’s not like you have #‎ Christmas every day!

I prefer the retro chic of spending Christmas just like Joseph and Mary did – Traveling arduously back to the place of your birth to be counted, with no guarantee of a bed when you get there.

Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.