Christmas Quotes

For many, Christmas is also a time for coming together. But for others, service will come first.

Christmas in the Underworld was NOT my idea. If I’d known what was coming, I would’ve called in sick. I could’ve avoided an army of demons, a fight with a Titan, and a trick that almost got my friends and me cast into eternal darkness. But no, I had to take my stupid English exam.

There are three days that are really slow for restaurants – Thanksgiving, Christmas and Easter.

I beg to present you as a Christmas gift the city of Savannah.

You can’t allow the forces of political correction to shut you up. I mean, why are people afraid to say, ‘Merry Christmas?’ Give me a break. If people don’t like it, yeah, they can go do something else.

Christmas Day was special because everybody is watching at home. That’s what I loved about Christmas Day because it shined the spotlight on the Lakers, on our team.

The reason the world is not seeing Jesus is that Christian people are not filled with Jesus. They are satisfied with attending meetings weekly, reading the Bible occasionally, and praying sometimes.

We celebrate the birth of one who told us to give everything to the poor by giving each other motorized tie racks.

My husband is so cheap. On Christmas Eve, he fires one shot and tells the kids Santa committed suicide.

Every Christmas Eve, the elves will come and give us a new pair of pajamas.