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Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to.

Bill Vaughan

Perhaps the crime situation would be improved if we could get more cops off television and onto the streets.
BILL VAUGHAN

Cops Improved Punishment Television
The United States grants the favors of the second, third, or fifty-seventh chance, and its citizens remain free to invent for themselves whatever character draws a crowd or pays the rent.
BILL VAUGHAN

Character Forgiveness United States
When gossip grows old it becomes myth.
BILL VAUGHAN

Gossip Grows Myth
By the time you’re eighty years old you’ve learned everything. You only have to remember it.
BILL VAUGHAN

Elderly Funny Witty
I like computers. It’s the first time that I am endorsing a computer brand. I am very computer savvy, so this is certainly up my ally.
BILL VAUGHAN

Allies Computer Firsts
You have to climb to reach a deep thought.
BILL VAUGHAN

Climb Deep Thought Effort
We didn’t used to think that having several of these little risk factors were a big deal. But it is. These little risk factors add up in a way that is worse for you than one big risk factor.
BILL VAUGHAN

Big Deal Factor Risk Several Way
Man is the animal that intends to shoot himself out into interplanetary space, after having given up on the problem of an efficient way to get himself five miles to work and back each day.
BILL VAUGHAN

Anger Animal Men Problem Space
The most malignant of enemies is the lust which abides within.
BILL VAUGHAN

Enemy Lust Most
Work is the means of living, but it is not living.
BILL VAUGHAN

Living Mean Work
The perfumed spectators are wont to look on, not to join in the struggle, nor to endure the sun, the heat, the dust, and the showers.
BILL VAUGHAN

Look Perfume Showers Struggle
Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.
BILL VAUGHAN

Developer Fun Home Names Street
Even if you feed the cow cocoa you will not get chocolate.
BILL VAUGHAN

Animal Chocolate Cows
I’ve still got a lot to learn about Washington. Thursday, I accidentally spent some of my own money.
BILL VAUGHAN

Government Thursday
Hope for the best, survive the worst, find humor wherever you can.
BILL VAUGHAN

Best Hoping Worst
Live constructively and live optimistically.
BILL VAUGHAN

Constructed Live Optimistically

Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to.

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