George Burns Quotes

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
GEORGE BURNS

Bad Cigar Depend Good Handle Happiness Much Woman
How can I die? I’m booked.
GEORGE BURNS

Book Die How
Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
GEORGE BURNS

Bed Make Money Stay
It’s good to be here. At 98, it’s good to be anywhere.
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Anywhere Eight Good Here Ninty
Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that’s down can come up.
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Came Down Everything Goes Time Up When
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
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Age Ninty Pool Sex Shoot Tope
Nice to be here? At my age it’s nice to be anywhere.
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Age Anywhere Here Nice
I look to the future because that’s where I’m going to spend the rest of my life.
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Because Future Go Life Look Rest Spend
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
GEORGE BURNS

Boy Dead Only Sea Sick
I can’t afford to die; I’d lose too much money.
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Afford Die Lose Money Much Too
I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
GEORGE BURNS

Better Failure Hate Honesty Something Success