If you stop and think about it, nearly all great humor is at the expense of someone or something. ALAN KING Atom ThinkExpenseGreatHumorSomeoneSomething
I’m only… I’m only unhappy when the reviews are bad, but give me a good review and I’m a… I’m just screaming all over the place with joy. ALAN KING BadGoodJoyOverPlaceReviewScreamUnhappy
The world is full of little dictators trying to run your life. ALAN KING DictatorFullLifeLittleRunTryWorld
I think one of the big things about comedy is the ability for the audience to identify. ALAN KING AudienceBigComedyIdentityThingThink
When I was in the hospital they gave me apple juice every morning, even after I told them I didn’t like it. I had to get even. ALAN KING AppleEveryGaveHospitalJuiceMorning
An old socialist-unionist who always considered himself a failure. His big line was: ‘Don’t end up like me. ALAN KING AlwaysBigConsiderEndFailureLineOldSocialistUnionist
When I first saw Richard Pryor perform, I told him, ‘You’re doing a Jewish act.’ ALAN KING DoneFirstJewish ActPersonSawTold
Eating takes a special talent. Some people are much better at it than others. In that way, it is like sex, and as with sex. ALAN KING BetterEatMuchOtherPeopleSexSomeSpecial TalentTakeThanWay
