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P. J. O'Rourke174 quotes“Everybody is xenophobic to an extent.”
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Sometimes the right response to evil is an appeal to powerful and effective social organization – an appeal to civilization itself.
P. J. O'RourkeP. J. O'Rourke Some people think that welfare reform should have hurt Bill Clinton with black voters.
P. J. O'RourkeP. J. O'Rourke The 1960s was an era of big thoughts. And yet, amazingly, each of these thoughts could fit on a T-shirt.
P. J. O'RourkeP. J. O'Rourke Why do elites hate the poor? It’s xenophobia. They don’t know any poor people – except their off-the-books Brazilian nanny and illegal immigrant cleaning lady from Upper Revolta who don’t speak English.
P. J. O'RourkeP. J. O'Rourke Maybe climate change is a threat, and maybe climate change has been tarted up by climatologists trolling for research grant cash. It doesn’t matter.
P. J. O'RourkeP. J. O'Rourke Feeling good about government is like looking on the bright side of any catastrophe. When you quit looking on the bright side, the catastrophe is still there.
P. J. O'RourkeP. J. O'Rourke The importance of local governance may not be obvious to an America accustomed to treating city and state downfalls with doses of federal comeuppance. Sometimes there’s a reason for that – the Civil War. More often, all reasoning seems absent – No Child Left Behind.
P. J. O'RourkeP. J. O'Rourke I like to think of my behavior in the sixties as a ‘learning experience.’ Then again, I like to think of anything stupid I’ve done as a ‘learning experience.’ It makes me feel less stupid.
P. J. O'RourkeP. J. O'Rourke The world is being run by irresponsible spoiled brats.
P. J. O'RourkeP. J. O'Rourke New Hampshire polling data are unreliable because, when you call the Granite State’s registered Republicans and independents in the middle of dinner and ask them who they’re going to vote for, they have a mouth full of mashed potatoes and you can’t understand what they say.
P. J. O'RourkeP. J. O'Rourke The 20th century was a test bed for big ideas – fascism, communism, the atomic bomb.
P. J. O'RourkeP. J. O'Rourke Call a man ‘ignorant,’ and you have license to show the world your vast fund of knowledge and wise him up.
P. J. O'RourkeP. J. O'Rourke There isn’t much room for an outsider point of view in print any more.
P. J. O'RourkeP. J. O'Rourke The C student starts a restaurant. The A student writes restaurant reviews.
P. J. O'RourkeP. J. O'Rourke A U.S. dollar is an IOU from the Federal Reserve Bank. It’s a promissory note that doesn’t actually promise anything. It’s not backed by gold or silver.
P. J. O'RourkeP. J. O'Rourke I’m old enough to remember when the air over American cities was a lot dirtier than it is now.
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