I don’t have any ambition.
NORM MACDONALDYou know, with Hitler, the more I learn about that guy, the more I don’t care for him.
More Norm MacDonald Quotes
-
-
Though we may not desire to detect fraud, we must not, on that account, endeavor to be insensible of it, for, as cunning is a crime, so is duplicity a fault, and if men dread knaves, they also despise fools.
NORM MACDONALD -
As evacuation eases the body, so occasional ejectment of passion seems to appease the agonies of the soul, and dispose to tranquility the agitations of the heart.
NORM MACDONALD -
The young compliment their greatness on the number of their friends; the old, on the confidence of them.
NORM MACDONALD -
The beginning of wisdom is the knowledge of folly.
NORM MACDONALD -
Ignorance is better than knowledge misapplied.
NORM MACDONALD -
This would have been a great game to watch if we didn’t have any money on it.
NORM MACDONALD -
You can’t love your team without hating another team.
NORM MACDONALD -
Comedy is surprises, so if you’re intending to make somebody laugh and they don’t laugh, that’s funny.
NORM MACDONALD -
During misfortunes, nothing aggravates our condition more, than to be esteemed deserving of them.
NORM MACDONALD -
Hypocrisy is the outward acknowledgment of inward shame.
NORM MACDONALD -
Ever see this? It’s a homeless guy but he’s got a dog… The dog’s really thrilled with this idea. The dog’s going, Hey pal, I can do this by myself pretty well. The longest walk in the world you got me on here.
NORM MACDONALD -
Many frequently change their principles, but seldom their practices.
NORM MACDONALD -
It is often better to be restricted to necessity than unconfined in the measure of our desires: prosperity destroys more individuals than adversity ruins.
NORM MACDONALD -
Few people love with the violence they hate.
NORM MACDONALD -
A readiness to excuse some faults, shows a disposition to commit others.
NORM MACDONALD






