If you desire praise or esteem, endeavor to merit it.
NORM MACDONALDWhen people told the audience that [Sam Kinison] was good, he was accepted after that.
More Norm MacDonald Quotes
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As evacuation eases the body, so occasional ejectment of passion seems to appease the agonies of the soul, and dispose to tranquility the agitations of the heart.
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Note to self: no matter how bad life gets, there’s always beer.
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A readiness to excuse some faults, shows a disposition to commit others.
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I think clever people think that poor people are stupid.
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There are two things at which most men are grieved: when their faults are exposed, and when their virtues are concealed.
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Ever see this? It’s a homeless guy but he’s got a dog… The dog’s really thrilled with this idea. The dog’s going, Hey pal, I can do this by myself pretty well. The longest walk in the world you got me on here.
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I generally have a real strong idea or a strong punchline, and I just try to get to it by rambling around, as I don’t like to memorize words.
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I’m thankful for women. I think women are more intelligent than men. Also, without women, there would be no cookies.
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Though you may be last to discover your follies, be always first to correct them.
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Envy, like a false mirror, distorts the symmetry of the sweetest form.
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All that weak people learn from disappointment, is less confidence in future enterprise.
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You know, with Hitler, the more I learn about that guy, the more I don’t care for him.
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Most men will go farther to give advice than to follow their own opinion.
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I got my computer. The great thing about the computer is that you only need enough money to buy a computer and some food, and you’re all right. I don’t have to go to premières.
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Ignorance is better than knowledge misapplied.
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