In math, you could get 100 percent. It was very fair. That’s what I liked about math. You could figure it out, and the teacher couldn’t have a stupid opinion about it.
NORM MACDONALDWhen people told the audience that [Sam Kinison] was good, he was accepted after that.
More Norm MacDonald Quotes
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Most men will go farther to give advice than to follow their own opinion.
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In estimating the adversities of life, we would seldom have much reason to complain of the evils we suffer, did we understand the dangers we daily escape.
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A lot of writers come from Harvard and such, and are rich, and they write under the misapprehension that poor people are stupid. So when they do write them, they are hillbillies or rednecks or Christian idiots.
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There are two things at which most men are grieved: when their faults are exposed, and when their virtues are concealed.
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Imprudent restrictions often force youth farther than enticement would carry them; and careless limitation is frequently worse than no injunction.
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The joy a person is usually seen to express at the conversion of another to his opinion is seldom more than the impulse of egotistical satisfaction at being considered worthy of didactic imitation.
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If you desire praise or esteem, endeavor to merit it.
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Chastity is oftener owing to diffidence and shame, than to fortitude of reason or virtue.
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We often suffer more from our fears, than from the dangers of our situation.
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I don’t really like politics that much. And I like the order and simplicity of sports. They have an ending. You can argue with your friends about it, but in the end you still like sports. I almost love the fantasy world of sports more than the real world.
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Few people love with the violence they hate.
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Many frequently change their principles, but seldom their practices.
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Yeah man, they call gambling a disease, but it’s the only disease where you can win a bunch of money.
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Envy, like a false mirror, distorts the symmetry of the sweetest form.
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I don’t care for sex. I find it an embarrassing, dull exercise. I prefer sports, where you can win.
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