Hypocrisy is the outward acknowledgment of inward shame.
NORM MACDONALDFew are more unhappy than those who have great ambition, but little energy to urge it into activity.
More Norm MacDonald Quotes
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I don’t care for sex. I find it an embarrassing, dull exercise. I prefer sports, where you can win.
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Instead of loving your enemies, have no enemies to love.
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The beginning of wisdom is the knowledge of folly.
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All that weak people learn from disappointment, is less confidence in future enterprise.
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All my life’s about is cracking up people and them cracking me up and trying not to think about dying. That doesn’t cost very much money.
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In math, you could get 100 percent. It was very fair. That’s what I liked about math. You could figure it out, and the teacher couldn’t have a stupid opinion about it.
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I don’t know the difference between a hippie and a hipster but, it’s fun to watch either one of them get beat up.
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This would have been a great game to watch if we didn’t have any money on it.
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Chastity is oftener owing to diffidence and shame, than to fortitude of reason or virtue.
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I generally have a real strong idea or a strong punchline, and I just try to get to it by rambling around, as I don’t like to memorize words.
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Though we may not desire to detect fraud, we must not, on that account, endeavor to be insensible of it, for, as cunning is a crime, so is duplicity a fault, and if men dread knaves, they also despise fools.
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Many frequently change their principles, but seldom their practices.
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As evacuation eases the body, so occasional ejectment of passion seems to appease the agonies of the soul, and dispose to tranquility the agitations of the heart.
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If you desire praise or esteem, endeavor to merit it.
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Few are more unhappy than those who have great ambition, but little energy to urge it into activity.
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