Few people love with the violence they hate.
NORM MACDONALDYeah man, they call gambling a disease, but it’s the only disease where you can win a bunch of money.
More Norm MacDonald Quotes
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The most frequent cause of regret for what we have done is because its effects interfere with what we would do.
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Many frequently change their principles, but seldom their practices.
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I don’t know the difference between a hippie and a hipster but, it’s fun to watch either one of them get beat up.
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There are two indiscretions that generally distinguish fools: a readiness to report whatever they hear, and a practice of communicating with secrecy what is commonly understood.
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Few are more unhappy than those who have great ambition, but little energy to urge it into activity.
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All my life’s about is cracking up people and them cracking me up and trying not to think about dying. That doesn’t cost very much money.
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The beginning of wisdom is the knowledge of folly.
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It is often better to be restricted to necessity than unconfined in the measure of our desires: prosperity destroys more individuals than adversity ruins.
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We often suffer more from our fears, than from the dangers of our situation.
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They that are fated to be fools, have one consolation, that they are fated also to be ignorant of it.
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Some men are tempted to violate secrecy from the uneasiness secrecy gives them, and others, merely to impress you with the extent of their confidence.
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I don’t care for sex. I find it an embarrassing, dull exercise. I prefer sports, where you can win.
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You can’t love your team without hating another team.
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In math, you could get 100 percent. It was very fair. That’s what I liked about math. You could figure it out, and the teacher couldn’t have a stupid opinion about it.
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It is vain to complain of fortune while we fail in policy and conduct.
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