Comedy is surprises, so if you’re intending to make somebody laugh and they don’t laugh, that’s funny.
NORM MACDONALDThough you may be last to discover your follies, be always first to correct them.
More Norm MacDonald Quotes
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You can’t love your team without hating another team.
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It is necessary to be tolerant, in order to be tolerated.
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Some people are so much afraid of being deceived, that they never venture to trust; like misers, their avarice destroys their gain.
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He that searches for praise will often find contempt.
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Enjoyment inflames love in some men, and extinguishes it in others: the wind that assists large vessels, upsets small ones.
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Envy, like a false mirror, distorts the symmetry of the sweetest form.
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The reason we have few friends in adversity, is, because we have no true ones in prosperity.
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Hypocrisy is the outward acknowledgment of inward shame.
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The praise we seek for our own virtues sometimes tempts us to flatter the imperfections of other men.
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Yeah man, they call gambling a disease, but it’s the only disease where you can win a bunch of money.
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The standard of morals is as variable as morals themselves; of which every nation has a different code, and every custom a different reading.
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In love, we are best pleased when we please others.
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The beginning of wisdom is the knowledge of folly.
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A great cause of evil in the world is that men seldom think themselves criminal if they offer the same injustice to others that has been successfully practiced on themselves.
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Most men will go farther to give advice than to follow their own opinion.
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