In math, you could get 100 percent. It was very fair. That’s what I liked about math. You could figure it out, and the teacher couldn’t have a stupid opinion about it.
NORM MACDONALDI don’t really like politics that much. And I like the order and simplicity of sports. They have an ending. You can argue with your friends about it, but in the end you still like sports. I almost love the fantasy world of sports more than the real world.
More Norm MacDonald Quotes
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I don’t have any ambition.
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You can’t love your team without hating another team.
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Violent people usually express their love of a thing by their hatred of its opposite.
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They say that if you’re afraid of homosexuals, it means that deep down inside you’re actually a homosexual yourself. That worries me because I’m afraid of dogs.
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There are two things at which most men are grieved: when their faults are exposed, and when their virtues are concealed.
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There are two things which a man should scrupulously avoid: giving advice that he would not follow, and asking advice when he is determined to pursue his own opinion.
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The first principle of solid wisdom is discretion, without it all the erudition of life is merely bagatelle.
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You ever be having a really good dream, and then, uh- right in the middle of the dream you wake up, right in the best part of the dream? And there you are, back in your stinkin’ life again? Man, that’s rough, eh?
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Reason is always weak where prejudice is strong.
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Envy, like a false mirror, distorts the symmetry of the sweetest form.
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Few are more unhappy than those who have great ambition, but little energy to urge it into activity.
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Comedy is surprises, so if you’re intending to make somebody laugh and they don’t laugh, that’s funny.
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During misfortunes, nothing aggravates our condition more, than to be esteemed deserving of them.
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Liberty, like health, appears most precious when lost.
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A suspicious person is the rival of him that deceives, both seem to practice a knowledge of cunning device, and equable sense of disengenuous merit.
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