During misfortunes, nothing aggravates our condition more, than to be esteemed deserving of them.
NORM MACDONALDI don’t really like politics that much. And I like the order and simplicity of sports. They have an ending. You can argue with your friends about it, but in the end you still like sports. I almost love the fantasy world of sports more than the real world.
More Norm MacDonald Quotes
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The young compliment their greatness on the number of their friends; the old, on the confidence of them.
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A great cause of evil in the world is that men seldom think themselves criminal if they offer the same injustice to others that has been successfully practiced on themselves.
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Few people love with the violence they hate.
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Many frequently change their principles, but seldom their practices.
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Note to self: no matter how bad life gets, there’s always beer.
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Imprudent restrictions often force youth farther than enticement would carry them; and careless limitation is frequently worse than no injunction.
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In love, we are best pleased when we please others.
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This would have been a great game to watch if we didn’t have any money on it.
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If you desire praise or esteem, endeavor to merit it.
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You can’t love your team without hating another team.
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Chastity is oftener owing to diffidence and shame, than to fortitude of reason or virtue.
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Though you may be last to discover your follies, be always first to correct them.
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Hypocrisy is the outward acknowledgment of inward shame.
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I can’t be naturalistic enough to make it sound real. So instead, I just wander around aimlessly knowing that I’ll be funny enough with stream of consciousness until I get to the actual explosively funny part.
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You know, with Hitler, the more I learn about that guy, the more I don’t care for him.
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