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Comedy is surprises, so if you’re intending to make somebody laugh and they don’t laugh, that’s funny.

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He that searches for praise will often find contempt.
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Few are more unhappy than those who have great ambition, but little energy to urge it into activity.
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Liberty, like health, appears most precious when lost.
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Reason is always weak where prejudice is strong.
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If you desire praise or esteem, endeavor to merit it.
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Violent people usually express their love of a thing by their hatred of its opposite.
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In love, we are best pleased when we please others.
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A readiness to excuse some faults, shows a disposition to commit others.
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Note to self: no matter how bad life gets, there’s always beer.
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Some people are so much afraid of being deceived, that they never venture to trust; like misers, their avarice destroys their gain.
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With the ambitious, the failure of one expedient is the suggestion of another; but with the irresolute, defeat usually occasions abandonment of purpose.
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All that weak people learn from disappointment, is less confidence in future enterprise.
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A great cause of evil in the world is that men seldom think themselves criminal if they offer the same injustice to others that has been successfully practiced on themselves.
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