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Comedy is surprises, so if you’re intending to make somebody laugh and they don’t laugh, that’s funny.

Norm MacDonald

Instead of loving your enemies, have no enemies to love.
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Choice Deep Enemy Love Philosophy
I don’t know the difference between a hippie and a hipster but, it’s fun to watch either one of them get beat up.
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Difference Fight Fun Myself See
As evacuation eases the body, so occasional ejectment of passion seems to appease the agonies of the soul, and dispose to tranquility the agitations of the heart.
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Body Heart Occasion Passion Soul Tranquility
There are two indiscretions that generally distinguish fools: a readiness to report whatever they hear, and a practice of communicating with secrecy what is commonly understood.
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Communication Fools Practice Report Understand
Enjoyment inflames love in some men, and extinguishes it in others: the wind that assists large vessels, upsets small ones.
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Enjoyment Love Man Small Wind
All that weak people learn from disappointment, is less confidence in future enterprise.
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Business Confidence Disappointment Future Learning People Weakness
Yeah man, they call gambling a disease, but it’s the only disease where you can win a bunch of money.
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Game Man Money Sick Win Yourself
I don’t have any ambition.
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Ambition Myself One Liner
Note to self: no matter how bad life gets, there’s always beer.
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Alcohol Bad Drink Hard Time Life
You know, with Hitler, the more I learn about that guy, the more I don’t care for him.
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Care Learning Man Myself
I’m thankful for women. I think women are more intelligent than men. Also, without women, there would be no cookies.
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Cook Intelligence Man Myself Thankful Woman
Flattery succeeds best on minds previously occupied by conceit.
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Best Mindset Praise Success
A suspicious person is the rival of him that deceives, both seem to practice a knowledge of cunning device, and equable sense of disengenuous merit.
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Device Equality Knowledge Person Practice
Though you may be last to discover your follies, be always first to correct them.
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Correct Discover Improvement Mistake Yourself
Some men are tempted to violate secrecy from the uneasiness secrecy gives them, and others, merely to impress you with the extent of their confidence.
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Confidence Easy Man Temptation Violence
Most men will go farther to give advice than to follow their own opinion.
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Advice Man Opinion

Comedy is surprises, so if you’re intending to make somebody laugh and they don’t laugh, that’s funny.

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