In estimating the adversities of life, we would seldom have much reason to complain of the evils we suffer, did we understand the dangers we daily escape.
NORM MACDONALDThe first principle of solid wisdom is discretion, without it all the erudition of life is merely bagatelle.
More Norm MacDonald Quotes
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If you desire praise or esteem, endeavor to merit it.
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Flattery succeeds best on minds previously occupied by conceit.
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Enjoyment inflames love in some men, and extinguishes it in others: the wind that assists large vessels, upsets small ones.
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Many frequently change their principles, but seldom their practices.
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Chastity is oftener owing to diffidence and shame, than to fortitude of reason or virtue.
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The young compliment their greatness on the number of their friends; the old, on the confidence of them.
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They say that if you’re afraid of homosexuals, it means that deep down inside you’re actually a homosexual yourself. That worries me because I’m afraid of dogs.
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They that are fated to be fools, have one consolation, that they are fated also to be ignorant of it.
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I’m thankful for women. I think women are more intelligent than men. Also, without women, there would be no cookies.
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This would have been a great game to watch if we didn’t have any money on it.
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Reason is always weak where prejudice is strong.
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Violent people usually express their love of a thing by their hatred of its opposite.
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Some men are tempted to violate secrecy from the uneasiness secrecy gives them, and others, merely to impress you with the extent of their confidence.
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The beginning of wisdom is the knowledge of folly.
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I got my computer. The great thing about the computer is that you only need enough money to buy a computer and some food, and you’re all right. I don’t have to go to premières.
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