It is often better to be restricted to necessity than unconfined in the measure of our desires: prosperity destroys more individuals than adversity ruins.
NORM MACDONALDThe first principle of solid wisdom is discretion, without it all the erudition of life is merely bagatelle.
More Norm MacDonald Quotes
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If you desire praise or esteem, endeavor to merit it.
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The beginning of wisdom is the knowledge of folly.
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Few people love with the violence they hate.
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He that searches for praise will often find contempt.
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Some people are so much afraid of being deceived, that they never venture to trust; like misers, their avarice destroys their gain.
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I generally have a real strong idea or a strong punchline, and I just try to get to it by rambling around, as I don’t like to memorize words.
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Chastity is oftener owing to diffidence and shame, than to fortitude of reason or virtue.
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The most frequent cause of regret for what we have done is because its effects interfere with what we would do.
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Few are more unhappy than those who have great ambition, but little energy to urge it into activity.
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I don’t have any ambition.
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Reason is always weak where prejudice is strong.
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I always told everybody the perfect joke would be where the setup and punch line were identical.
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You ever be having a really good dream, and then, uh- right in the middle of the dream you wake up, right in the best part of the dream? And there you are, back in your stinkin’ life again? Man, that’s rough, eh?
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In math, you could get 100 percent. It was very fair. That’s what I liked about math. You could figure it out, and the teacher couldn’t have a stupid opinion about it.
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Flattery succeeds best on minds previously occupied by conceit.
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