A suspicious person is the rival of him that deceives, both seem to practice a knowledge of cunning device, and equable sense of disengenuous merit.
NORM MACDONALDThe first principle of solid wisdom is discretion, without it all the erudition of life is merely bagatelle.
More Norm MacDonald Quotes
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They that are fated to be fools, have one consolation, that they are fated also to be ignorant of it.
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Note to self: no matter how bad life gets, there’s always beer.
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In love, we are best pleased when we please others.
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I think clever people think that poor people are stupid.
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Violent people usually express their love of a thing by their hatred of its opposite.
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With the ambitious, the failure of one expedient is the suggestion of another; but with the irresolute, defeat usually occasions abandonment of purpose.
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The beginning of wisdom is the knowledge of folly.
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Instead of loving your enemies, have no enemies to love.
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I generally have a real strong idea or a strong punchline, and I just try to get to it by rambling around, as I don’t like to memorize words.
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During misfortunes, nothing aggravates our condition more, than to be esteemed deserving of them.
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Hypocrisy is the outward acknowledgment of inward shame.
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A readiness to excuse some faults, shows a disposition to commit others.
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I got my computer. The great thing about the computer is that you only need enough money to buy a computer and some food, and you’re all right. I don’t have to go to premières.
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Few people love with the violence they hate.
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You can’t love your team without hating another team.
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