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Violent people usually express their love of a thing by their hatred of its opposite.

Norm MacDonald

Flattery succeeds best on minds previously occupied by conceit.
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Best Mindset Praise Success
Ignorance is better than knowledge misapplied.
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Better Ignorance Knowledge Philosophy
He that searches for praise will often find contempt.
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Himself Praise Search
It is necessary to be tolerant, in order to be tolerated.
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Deep Necessary Tolerance
The standard of morals is as variable as morals themselves; of which every nation has a different code, and every custom a different reading.
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Different Moral Nation Reading
Few people love with the violence they hate.
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Hate Love People Philosophy Violence
I generally have a real strong idea or a strong punchline, and I just try to get to it by rambling around, as I don’t like to memorize words.
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Ideas Memories Myself Reality Strong Word
Note to self: no matter how bad life gets, there’s always beer.
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Alcohol Bad Drink Hard Time Life
Back in the old days, a man could just get sick and die. Now they have to wage a battle. So my Uncle Bert is waging a courageous battle, which I’ve seen, because I go and visit him. And this is the battle: he’s lying in the hospital bed, with a thing in his arm, watching Matlock on the TV.
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Battle Day Death Funny Hospital Man Myself Old Sick
A suspicious person is the rival of him that deceives, both seem to practice a knowledge of cunning device, and equable sense of disengenuous merit.
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Device Equality Knowledge Person Practice
The praise we seek for our own virtues sometimes tempts us to flatter the imperfections of other men.
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Imperfection Man Ourselves Praise Seek Virtue
Some men are tempted to violate secrecy from the uneasiness secrecy gives them, and others, merely to impress you with the extent of their confidence.
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Confidence Easy Man Temptation Violence
I don’t have any ambition.
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Ambition Myself One Liner
In love, we are best pleased when we please others.
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Best Kindness Love
A readiness to excuse some faults, shows a disposition to commit others.
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Commitment Display Excuse Mistake
During misfortunes, nothing aggravates our condition more, than to be esteemed deserving of them.
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Condition Deserve Misfortune Ourselves

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