I feel some part of me can wake up and be very existential and the next day wake up and be sort of in love with the universe.
LILY TOMLINIf I had known what it would be like to have it all – I might have been willing to settle for less.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
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There will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it.
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You are what you think, geez, that’s frightening.
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Maybe if people started to listen, history would stop repeating itself.
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I think life is perverse. It can be beautiful, but it won’t.
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The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year-everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth.
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When I’ve had a meltdown, people will say to me, “Well, you failed to keep your sense of humor.”
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The larger picture is really to swing people’s awareness of what really is moral.
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If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you’re not considered well viewed.
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Exercise is for people who can’t handle drugs or alcohol.
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Well, if I can be of any help at all, you are in worse trouble than I thought.
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I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.
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If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
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Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
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Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
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