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If I had known what it would be like to have it all – I might have been willing to settle for less.

Lily Tomlin

We are people with lives, not consumers with lifestyles.
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Consumption Life Live People Style
You are what you think, geez, that’s frightening.
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Fear Thinking Yourself
When we speak to God, we call it prayer; when God speaks back, we call it psychosis!
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God Ourselves Prayer Talk
Remember we’re all in this alone.
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Alone One Liner Remember
What if it’s boring – or if it’s not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring.
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Boredom Hide Reveal Worst
Being a New Yorker is never having to say you are sorry.
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Place Sorry Yourself
If you have a dog or a cat, you know how developed they can be. How sensitive, how aware. They suffer. We all do.
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Cat Development Dog Sensitive Suffering Yourself
The start to a better world is the belief that it is possible.
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Belief Better Possible Start World
I have always felt that humor was a wonderful vehicle to let us become connected with each other and ourselves; I try to portray the similarities and polarities in men and women, so that we can acknowledge and embrace our collective consciousness.
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Collection Conscious Feeling Humor Vehicle Wonderful
Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest – then we can all die laughing.
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Death Laughter Smart Survive Work
The best mind-altering drug is the truth.
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Best Drugs Mindset One Liner Truth
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
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Beautiful Funny Hairs Library Truth
Don’t be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.
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Afraid Failure Inspirational Missing Opportunity
Infinity is just time on an ego trip.
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Ego Infinity One Liner Time Trip
But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.
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Cost Live Money People Reason
My politics are just inclined to be empathetic and humanistic. I grew up with so many different kinds of people with different politics, different religion, no religion, no politics, education, no education, and I was infatuated with all of them.
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