Infinity is just time on an ego trip.
LILY TOMLINIf I had known what it would be like to have it all – I might have been willing to settle for less.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest?
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I always wondered why somebody doesn’t do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
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If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
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Truth is, I’ve always been selling out. The difference is that in the past, I looked like I had integrity because there were no buyers.
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Being a New Yorker is never having to say you are sorry.
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You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what’s current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.
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People hire me to create some kind of archetype or some culture type, or something. I guess they accept whatever I come up with.
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Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
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I guess if people couldn’t profit from war I don’t think there would be war.
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If you can’t be direct, why be?
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We don’t care. We don’t have to. We’re the phone company.
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I still believe that sex is dirty. It’s just that now I wouldn’t have it any other way.
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After all, in private, we’re all misfits.
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There’s so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.
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If trying harder doesn’t work, try softer.
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