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If I had known what it would be like to have it all – I might have been willing to settle for less.

Lily Tomlin

There’s nothing sadder than getting to the end of your life and saying, ‘I didn’t do it right’.
LILY TOMLIN

End Life Regret Right Sad Yourself
If you can’t be direct, why be?
LILY TOMLIN

Direct Yourself
Wouldn’t it be great if we all grew up to be what we wanted to be? The world would be full of nurses, firemen, and ballerinas.
LILY TOMLIN

Greatness Growth World
I guess if people couldn’t profit from war I don’t think there would be war.
LILY TOMLIN

Myself People Profit Thinking War
The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year-everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth.
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Company Earth Name Phone Standard
I still believe that sex is dirty. It’s just that now I wouldn’t have it any other way.
LILY TOMLIN

Believe Dirty Myself Sex
I feel some part of me can wake up and be very existential and the next day wake up and be sort of in love with the universe.
LILY TOMLIN

Existence Feeling Love Universe Wake Up
The start to a better world is the belief that it is possible.
LILY TOMLIN

Belief Better Possible Start World
Infinity is just time on an ego trip.
LILY TOMLIN

Ego Infinity One Liner Time Trip
Language was invented because of the deep human need to complain.
LILY TOMLIN

Complain Human Invention Language
There will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it.
LILY TOMLIN

Death Feeling Sex
After all, in private, we’re all misfits.
LILY TOMLIN

One Liner Privacy
You are what you think, geez, that’s frightening.
LILY TOMLIN

Fear Thinking Yourself
Well, if I can be of any help at all, you are in worse trouble than I thought.
LILY TOMLIN

Help Myself Thinking Trouble Worst
We are all in this together, by ourselves.
LILY TOMLIN

Ourselves Togetherness
Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It’s the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
LILY TOMLIN

Adult Country Election Hard Work

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