People hire me to create some kind of archetype or some culture type, or something. I guess they accept whatever I come up with.
LILY TOMLINThe trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
-
-
The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year-everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth.
LILY TOMLIN -
Growing up in Michigan was fine, until I realized where I was.
LILY TOMLIN -
Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?
LILY TOMLIN -
I worry about kids today – because of the sexual revolution, they’re going to grow up and never know what “dirty” means.
LILY TOMLIN -
When I am happy I feel like crying, but when I am sad I don’t feel like laughing. I think it is better to be happy; then you get two feelings for the price of one.
LILY TOMLIN -
If I had known what it would be like to have it all – I might have been willing to settle for less.
LILY TOMLIN -
What goes up must come down. But don’t expect it to come down where you can find it.
LILY TOMLIN -
Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.
LILY TOMLIN -
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
LILY TOMLIN -
I wanted to be a stage actress. I wanted to be a New York actress and have a community with other actors. I didn’t want to get famous; I always thought getting famous was a drag on you.
LILY TOMLIN -
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
LILY TOMLIN -
If beauty is truth, why don’t women go to the library to have their hair done?
LILY TOMLIN -
You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what’s current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.
LILY TOMLIN -
Remember we’re all in this alone.
LILY TOMLIN -
The best mind-altering drug is the truth.
LILY TOMLIN