I worry about kids today – because of the sexual revolution, they’re going to grow up and never know what “dirty” means.
LILY TOMLINThe trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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Truth is, I’ve always been selling out. The difference is that in the past, I looked like I had integrity because there were no buyers.
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We don’t care. We don’t have to. We’re the phone company.
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What goes up must come down. But don’t expect it to come down where you can find it.
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No matter how cynical you become, it’s never enough to keep up.
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In the depths of the night, fear grips my heart. It paralyzes my mind. But most of all, I feel very, very alone
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If you have a dog or a cat, you know how developed they can be. How sensitive, how aware. They suffer. We all do.
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The larger picture is really to swing people’s awareness of what really is moral.
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The road to success is always under construction.
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The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year-everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth.
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Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?
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Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest?
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Even when I’m being funny, I’m deadly serious.
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Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It’s the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
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You can’t expect insights, even the big ones, to make you suddenly understand everything. But I figure: Hey it’s a step in the right direction if they leave you confused in a deeper way.
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Every day I read the newspapers, and no matter how cynical I get, it’s imposssible to keep up.
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