Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
LILY TOMLINThe trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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If I had known what it would be like to have it all – I might have been willing to settle for less.
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I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.
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Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.
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Being a New Yorker is never having to say you are sorry.
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Infinity is just time on an ego trip.
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I always wondered why somebody doesn’t do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
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If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
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When I’ve had a meltdown, people will say to me, “Well, you failed to keep your sense of humor.”
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Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
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Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
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Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?
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If you have a dog or a cat, you know how developed they can be. How sensitive, how aware. They suffer. We all do.
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People hire me to create some kind of archetype or some culture type, or something. I guess they accept whatever I come up with.
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When I am happy I feel like crying, but when I am sad I don’t feel like laughing. I think it is better to be happy; then you get two feelings for the price of one.
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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
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