I was always drawn to more the social-expression-of-culture types.
LILY TOMLINThe trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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To me, “sexual freedom” means freedom from having to have sex.
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I always wondered why somebody doesn’t do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
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When I’ve had a meltdown, people will say to me, “Well, you failed to keep your sense of humor.”
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When we speak to God, we call it prayer; when God speaks back, we call it psychosis!
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There will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it.
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We don’t care. We don’t have to. We’re the phone company.
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Remember we’re all in this alone.
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What if it’s boring – or if it’s not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring.
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Wouldn’t it be great if we all grew up to be what we wanted to be? The world would be full of nurses, firemen, and ballerinas.
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.
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I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They’d eaten each other.
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You are what you think, geez, that’s frightening.
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If life is so meaningless, then why are we always bringing it up?
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But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.
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Growing up in Michigan was fine, until I realized where I was.
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