For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
LILY TOMLINIf beauty is truth, why don’t women go to the library to have their hair done?
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what’s current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.
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To me, “sexual freedom” means freedom from having to have sex.
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We don’t care. We don’t have to. We’re the phone company.
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But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.
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Exercise is for people who can’t handle drugs or alcohol.
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I was always drawn to more the social-expression-of-culture types.
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What I appreciate is acknowledging to the audience that I think they have brains.
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Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest – then we can all die laughing.
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Even when I’m being funny, I’m deadly serious.
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No matter how cynical you become, it’s never enough to keep up.
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Having a real public outlet is how you imprint something for yourself. It’s just a matter of timing. It’s like you’ve marked your territory.
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There’s so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.
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Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
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I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.
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Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?
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