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If beauty is truth, why don’t women go to the library to have their hair done?

Lily Tomlin

For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
LILY TOMLIN

Down Fast relief Slow Try
You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what’s current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.
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Funny Hard Interest Talk Yourself
To me, “sexual freedom” means freedom from having to have sex.
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Freedom Myself Sex Willing
We don’t care. We don’t have to. We’re the phone company.
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Care Company Phone
But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.
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Cost Live Money People Reason
Exercise is for people who can’t handle drugs or alcohol.
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Alcohol Control Drugs Exercise People
I was always drawn to more the social-expression-of-culture types.
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Culture Expression Myself Social Type
What I appreciate is acknowledging to the audience that I think they have brains.
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Audience Brain Knowledge Myself Praise Thinking
Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest – then we can all die laughing.
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Death Laughter Smart Survive Work
Even when I’m being funny, I’m deadly serious.
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Death Funny Myself Serious
No matter how cynical you become, it’s never enough to keep up.
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Change Enough Myself Transformation
Having a real public outlet is how you imprint something for yourself. It’s just a matter of timing. It’s like you’ve marked your territory.
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Place Public Reality Time Yourself
There’s so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.
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Culture Fabric Skin
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
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Hard Time Struggle Worst
I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.
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Complain Deep Development Language Need Personal
Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?
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Deep God Hypocrisy Prayer Talk

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