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If beauty is truth, why don’t women go to the library to have their hair done?

Lily Tomlin

Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.
LILY TOMLIN

Leadership Reality Touch
If you can’t be direct, why be?
LILY TOMLIN

Direct Yourself
Wouldn’t it be great if we all grew up to be what we wanted to be? The world would be full of nurses, firemen, and ballerinas.
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Greatness Growth World
Maybe if people started to listen, history would stop repeating itself.
LILY TOMLIN

History Listening People Repeat Start Stop
If evolution was worth its salt, it should’ve evolved something better than ‘survival of the fittest.’ I think a better idea would be ‘survival of the wittiest.’ At least, that way, creatures that didn’t survive could’ve died laughing.
LILY TOMLIN

Better Creature Death Evolution Laughter Survive Worth
The larger picture is really to swing people’s awareness of what really is moral.
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Moral People Photograph
We don’t care. We don’t have to. We’re the phone company.
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Care Company Phone
Infinity is just time on an ego trip.
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Ego Infinity One Liner Time Trip
To me, “sexual freedom” means freedom from having to have sex.
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Freedom Myself Sex Willing
Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest – then we can all die laughing.
LILY TOMLIN

Death Laughter Smart Survive Work
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
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Career Important Myself Regret
Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that’s the truth.
LILY TOMLIN

Lying Make Up True Yourself
If beauty is truth, why don’t women go to the library to have their hair done?
LILY TOMLIN

Beautiful Hairs Library Woman
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
LILY TOMLIN

Love Question Yourself
Well, if I can be of any help at all, you are in worse trouble than I thought.
LILY TOMLIN

Help Myself Thinking Trouble Worst
In the depths of the night, fear grips my heart. It paralyzes my mind. But most of all, I feel very, very alone
LILY TOMLIN

Alone Feeling Heart Mindset Myself Night

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