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If beauty is truth, why don’t women go to the library to have their hair done?

Lily Tomlin

Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
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Collection One Liner Perspective Reality
I always wondered why somebody doesn’t do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
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Action Deep Inspirational Motivational Myself
Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.
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Feeling Imagination Myself
Don’t be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.
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Afraid Failure Inspirational Missing Opportunity
I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They’d eaten each other.
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Animal Eat Food Funny Myself
Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.
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Leadership Reality Touch
I wanted to be a stage actress. I wanted to be a New York actress and have a community with other actors. I didn’t want to get famous; I always thought getting famous was a drag on you.
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Actor Community Famous Myself Stage Yourself
The road to success is always under construction.
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Construction Inspirational Road Success
If life is so meaningless, then why are we always bringing it up?
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Hypocrisy Life Meaning
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
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Love Question Yourself
When we speak to God, we call it prayer; when God speaks back, we call it psychosis!
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God Ourselves Prayer Talk
Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest – then we can all die laughing.
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Death Laughter Smart Survive Work
We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
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Believe Freedom Hands Man Reason Sex Walk
Being a New Yorker is never having to say you are sorry.
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Place Sorry Yourself
I worry about kids today – because of the sexual revolution, they’re going to grow up and never know what “dirty” means.
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Children Dirty Myself Revolution Sex Worry
People hire me to create some kind of archetype or some culture type, or something. I guess they accept whatever I come up with.
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Acceptance Creation Kind Myself People

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