To me, “sexual freedom” means freedom from having to have sex.
LILY TOMLINInfinity is just time on an ego trip.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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Don’t be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.
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When we speak to God, we call it prayer; when God speaks back, we call it psychosis!
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Being a New Yorker is never having to say you are sorry.
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Creating characters is just another way to express a type and put that type to use.
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If you have a dog or a cat, you know how developed they can be. How sensitive, how aware. They suffer. We all do.
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Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?
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I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle, it’s much too confining.
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I guess if people couldn’t profit from war I don’t think there would be war.
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The best mind-altering drug is the truth.
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You are what you think, geez, that’s frightening.
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What if it’s boring – or if it’s not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring.
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Did you know, throughout the cosmos they found intelligent life forms that play to play? We are the only ones that play to win. Explains why we have more than our share of losers.
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There’s nothing sadder than getting to the end of your life and saying, ‘I didn’t do it right’.
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If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you’re not considered well viewed.
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Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?
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