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Infinity is just time on an ego trip.

Lily Tomlin

Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?
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Name Top Yourself
You are what you think, geez, that’s frightening.
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Fear Thinking Yourself
When I am happy I feel like crying, but when I am sad I don’t feel like laughing. I think it is better to be happy; then you get two feelings for the price of one.
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Better Cry Feeling Happiness Laughter Price Sad
The larger picture is really to swing people’s awareness of what really is moral.
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Moral People Photograph
Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that’s the truth.
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Lying Make Up True Yourself
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.
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Deep Race Trouble Win Yourself
If I had known what it would be like to have it all – I might have been willing to settle for less.
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Fame Myself Settle Willing
I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
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Myself Thinking Worry
What if it’s boring – or if it’s not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring.
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Boredom Hide Reveal Worst
After all, in private, we’re all misfits.
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One Liner Privacy
Having a real public outlet is how you imprint something for yourself. It’s just a matter of timing. It’s like you’ve marked your territory.
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Place Public Reality Time Yourself
We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
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Believe Freedom Hands Man Reason Sex Walk
When I’ve had a meltdown, people will say to me, “Well, you failed to keep your sense of humor.”
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Failure Humor Myself People Talk Yourself
There will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it.
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Death Feeling Sex
Maybe if people started to listen, history would stop repeating itself.
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History Listening People Repeat Start Stop
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
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Collection One Liner Perspective Reality

Infinity is just time on an ego trip.

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