If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you’re not considered well viewed.
LILY TOMLINInfinity is just time on an ego trip.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?
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Having a real public outlet is how you imprint something for yourself. It’s just a matter of timing. It’s like you’ve marked your territory.
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The start to a better world is the belief that it is possible.
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No matter how cynical you become, it’s never enough to keep up.
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We are all in this together, by ourselves.
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Did you know, throughout the cosmos they found intelligent life forms that play to play? We are the only ones that play to win. Explains why we have more than our share of losers.
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If beauty is truth, why don’t women go to the library to have their hair done?
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In the depths of the night, fear grips my heart. It paralyzes my mind. But most of all, I feel very, very alone
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I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
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Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that’s the truth.
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The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year-everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth.
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Every day I read the newspapers, and no matter how cynical I get, it’s imposssible to keep up.
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If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
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I wanted to be a stage actress. I wanted to be a New York actress and have a community with other actors. I didn’t want to get famous; I always thought getting famous was a drag on you.
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I try to be cynical, but it’s so hard to keep up.
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