If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you’re not considered well viewed.
LILY TOMLINIn the depths of the night, fear grips my heart. It paralyzes my mind. But most of all, I feel very, very alone
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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You are what you think, geez, that’s frightening.
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Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest – then we can all die laughing.
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Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?
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Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
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Infinity is just time on an ego trip.
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If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
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Wouldn’t it be great if we all grew up to be what we wanted to be? The world would be full of nurses, firemen, and ballerinas.
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I was always drawn to more the social-expression-of-culture types.
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It’s a more ridiculing, divisive humor today.
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Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.
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I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
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Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that’s the truth.
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Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
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The road to success is always under construction.
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For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
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