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In the depths of the night, fear grips my heart. It paralyzes my mind. But most of all, I feel very, very alone

Lily Tomlin

I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
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Home Myself Teacher Thinking
The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year-everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth.
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Company Earth Name Phone Standard
Creating characters is just another way to express a type and put that type to use.
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Creation Expression Type Way
Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?
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Feeling Mindset Yourself
We don’t care. We don’t have to. We’re the phone company.
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Care Company Phone
We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
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Believe Freedom Hands Man Reason Sex Walk
The larger picture is really to swing people’s awareness of what really is moral.
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Moral People Photograph
Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that’s the truth.
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Lying Make Up True Yourself
In the depths of the night, fear grips my heart. It paralyzes my mind. But most of all, I feel very, very alone
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Alone Feeling Heart Mindset Myself Night
Truth is, I’ve always been selling out. The difference is that in the past, I looked like I had integrity because there were no buyers.
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Difference Integrity Myself Past Truth
Being a New Yorker is never having to say you are sorry.
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Place Sorry Yourself
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
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Hard Time Struggle Worst
If evolution was worth its salt, it should’ve evolved something better than ‘survival of the fittest.’ I think a better idea would be ‘survival of the wittiest.’ At least, that way, creatures that didn’t survive could’ve died laughing.
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Better Creature Death Evolution Laughter Survive Worth
There’s nothing sadder than getting to the end of your life and saying, ‘I didn’t do it right’.
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End Life Regret Right Sad Yourself
When I am happy I feel like crying, but when I am sad I don’t feel like laughing. I think it is better to be happy; then you get two feelings for the price of one.
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Better Cry Feeling Happiness Laughter Price Sad
I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
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Myself Thinking Worry

In the depths of the night, fear grips my heart. It paralyzes my mind. But most of all, I feel very, very alone

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