There will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it.
LILY TOMLINIn the depths of the night, fear grips my heart. It paralyzes my mind. But most of all, I feel very, very alone
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I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They’d eaten each other.
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Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that’s the truth.
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I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle, it’s much too confining.
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We are all in this together, by ourselves.
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You are what you think, geez, that’s frightening.
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I feel some part of me can wake up and be very existential and the next day wake up and be sort of in love with the universe.
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I always wondered why somebody doesn’t do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
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We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
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Even when I’m being funny, I’m deadly serious.
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But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.
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I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.
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We are people with lives, not consumers with lifestyles.
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If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
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If trying harder doesn’t work, try softer.
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What I appreciate is acknowledging to the audience that I think they have brains.
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