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In the depths of the night, fear grips my heart. It paralyzes my mind. But most of all, I feel very, very alone

Lily Tomlin

Growing up in Michigan was fine, until I realized where I was.
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Born Growth Myself Place
What goes up must come down. But don’t expect it to come down where you can find it.
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Expectation Philosophy Yourself
But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.
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Cost Live Money People Reason
Did you know, throughout the cosmos they found intelligent life forms that play to play? We are the only ones that play to win. Explains why we have more than our share of losers.
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Form Intelligence Life Lose Play Share Space Win
I worry about kids today – because of the sexual revolution, they’re going to grow up and never know what “dirty” means.
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Children Dirty Myself Revolution Sex Worry
If beauty is truth, why don’t women go to the library to have their hair done?
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Beautiful Hairs Library Woman
Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?
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Name Top Yourself
I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They’d eaten each other.
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Animal Eat Food Funny Myself
Even when I’m being funny, I’m deadly serious.
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Death Funny Myself Serious
I think life is perverse. It can be beautiful, but it won’t.
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Beautiful Life Myself Pervert Thinking
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
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Collection One Liner Perspective Reality
You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what’s current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.
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Funny Hard Interest Talk Yourself
Don’t be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.
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Afraid Failure Inspirational Missing Opportunity
We are people with lives, not consumers with lifestyles.
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Consumption Life Live People Style
I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
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Home Myself Teacher Thinking
If evolution was worth its salt, it should’ve evolved something better than ‘survival of the fittest.’ I think a better idea would be ‘survival of the wittiest.’ At least, that way, creatures that didn’t survive could’ve died laughing.
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In the depths of the night, fear grips my heart. It paralyzes my mind. But most of all, I feel very, very alone

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