The best mind-altering drug is the truth.
LILY TOMLINI always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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Did you know, throughout the cosmos they found intelligent life forms that play to play? We are the only ones that play to win. Explains why we have more than our share of losers.
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The start to a better world is the belief that it is possible.
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Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?
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When I am happy I feel like crying, but when I am sad I don’t feel like laughing. I think it is better to be happy; then you get two feelings for the price of one.
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Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It’s the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
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We don’t care. We don’t have to. We’re the phone company.
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There’s so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.
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When I’ve had a meltdown, people will say to me, “Well, you failed to keep your sense of humor.”
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You are what you think, geez, that’s frightening.
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If beauty is truth, why don’t women go to the library to have their hair done?
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There’s nothing sadder than getting to the end of your life and saying, ‘I didn’t do it right’.
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Infinity is just time on an ego trip.
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Maybe if people started to listen, history would stop repeating itself.
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When we speak to God, we call it prayer; when God speaks back, we call it psychosis!
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After all, in private, we’re all misfits.
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