Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
LILY TOMLINI always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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When I am happy I feel like crying, but when I am sad I don’t feel like laughing. I think it is better to be happy; then you get two feelings for the price of one.
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If beauty is truth, why don’t women go to the library to have their hair done?
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Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?
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Even when I’m being funny, I’m deadly serious.
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Success is a ladder that cannot be climbed with your hands in your pocket – The road to success is always under construction.
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If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you’re not considered well viewed.
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In the depths of the night, fear grips my heart. It paralyzes my mind. But most of all, I feel very, very alone
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Having a real public outlet is how you imprint something for yourself. It’s just a matter of timing. It’s like you’ve marked your territory.
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What goes up must come down. But don’t expect it to come down where you can find it.
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Infinity is just time on an ego trip.
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I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They’d eaten each other.
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Creating characters is just another way to express a type and put that type to use.
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Wouldn’t it be great if we all grew up to be what we wanted to be? The world would be full of nurses, firemen, and ballerinas.
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The start to a better world is the belief that it is possible.
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It’s a more ridiculing, divisive humor today.
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