Infinity is just time on an ego trip.
LILY TOMLINI always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
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Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?
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There’s so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.
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No matter how cynical you become, it’s never enough to keep up.
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For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
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Exercise is for people who can’t handle drugs or alcohol.
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Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that’s the truth.
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I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle, it’s much too confining.
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Having a real public outlet is how you imprint something for yourself. It’s just a matter of timing. It’s like you’ve marked your territory.
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I try to be cynical, but it’s so hard to keep up.
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When I am happy I feel like crying, but when I am sad I don’t feel like laughing. I think it is better to be happy; then you get two feelings for the price of one.
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The best mind-altering drug is the truth.
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If evolution was worth its salt, it should’ve evolved something better than ‘survival of the fittest.’ I think a better idea would be ‘survival of the wittiest.’ At least, that way, creatures that didn’t survive could’ve died laughing.
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Success is a ladder that cannot be climbed with your hands in your pocket – The road to success is always under construction.
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If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
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