When we speak to God, we call it prayer; when God speaks back, we call it psychosis!
LILY TOMLINI have always felt that humor was a wonderful vehicle to let us become connected with each other and ourselves; I try to portray the similarities and polarities in men and women, so that we can acknowledge and embrace our collective consciousness.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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Creating characters is just another way to express a type and put that type to use.
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Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?
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Exercise is for people who can’t handle drugs or alcohol.
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I still believe that sex is dirty. It’s just that now I wouldn’t have it any other way.
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I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle, it’s much too confining.
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When I am happy I feel like crying, but when I am sad I don’t feel like laughing. I think it is better to be happy; then you get two feelings for the price of one.
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Wouldn’t it be great if we all grew up to be what we wanted to be? The world would be full of nurses, firemen, and ballerinas.
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Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
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There will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it.
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Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
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If life is so meaningless, then why are we always bringing it up?
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I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.
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We are people with lives, not consumers with lifestyles.
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Even when I’m being funny, I’m deadly serious.
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If trying harder doesn’t work, try softer.
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