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I have always felt that humor was a wonderful vehicle to let us become connected with each other and ourselves; I try to portray the similarities and polarities in men and women, so that we can acknowledge and embrace our collective consciousness.

Lily Tomlin

Exercise is for people who can’t handle drugs or alcohol.
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Alcohol Control Drugs Exercise People
If beauty is truth, why don’t women go to the library to have their hair done?
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Beautiful Hairs Library Woman
The larger picture is really to swing people’s awareness of what really is moral.
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Moral People Photograph
Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest?
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Form Intelligence Life Universe Yourself
I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle, it’s much too confining.
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Life Myself Reality Small Style
If I had known what it would be like to have it all – I might have been willing to settle for less.
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Fame Myself Settle Willing
You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what’s current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.
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Funny Hard Interest Talk Yourself
I feel some part of me can wake up and be very existential and the next day wake up and be sort of in love with the universe.
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Existence Feeling Love Universe Wake Up
I guess if people couldn’t profit from war I don’t think there would be war.
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Myself People Profit Thinking War
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
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Career Important Myself Regret
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
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Hard Time Struggle Worst
After all, in private, we’re all misfits.
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One Liner Privacy
I still believe that sex is dirty. It’s just that now I wouldn’t have it any other way.
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Believe Dirty Myself Sex
Truth is, I’ve always been selling out. The difference is that in the past, I looked like I had integrity because there were no buyers.
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Difference Integrity Myself Past Truth
You can’t expect insights, even the big ones, to make you suddenly understand everything. But I figure: Hey it’s a step in the right direction if they leave you confused in a deeper way.
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Big Confusion Deep Direction Expectation Leaving Right Understand Way
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
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Myself Success World Worry

I have always felt that humor was a wonderful vehicle to let us become connected with each other and ourselves; I try to portray the similarities and polarities in men and women, so that we can acknowledge and embrace our collective consciousness.

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I have always felt that humor was a wonderful vehicle to let us become connected with each other and ourselves; I try to portray the similarities and polarities in men and women, so that we can acknowledge and embrace our collective consciousness.

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