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I worry about kids today – because of the sexual revolution, they’re going to grow up and never know what “dirty” means.

Lily Tomlin

I was always drawn to more the social-expression-of-culture types.
LILY TOMLIN

Culture Expression Myself Social Type
My politics are just inclined to be empathetic and humanistic. I grew up with so many different kinds of people with different politics, different religion, no religion, no politics, education, no education, and I was infatuated with all of them.
LILY TOMLIN

Education Empathy Growth Human Kind Myself Politics Religion
We are all in this together, by ourselves.
LILY TOMLIN

Ourselves Togetherness
The best mind-altering drug is the truth.
LILY TOMLIN

Best Drugs Mindset One Liner Truth
Creating characters is just another way to express a type and put that type to use.
LILY TOMLIN

Creation Expression Type Way
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
LILY TOMLIN

Love Question Yourself
Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest?
LILY TOMLIN

Form Intelligence Life Universe Yourself
Language was invented because of the deep human need to complain.
LILY TOMLIN

Complain Human Invention Language
Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?
LILY TOMLIN

Deep God Hypocrisy Prayer Talk
Even when I’m being funny, I’m deadly serious.
LILY TOMLIN

Death Funny Myself Serious
If you have a dog or a cat, you know how developed they can be. How sensitive, how aware. They suffer. We all do.
LILY TOMLIN

Cat Development Dog Sensitive Suffering Yourself
After all, in private, we’re all misfits.
LILY TOMLIN

One Liner Privacy
We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
LILY TOMLIN

Believe Freedom Hands Man Reason Sex Walk
I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They’d eaten each other.
LILY TOMLIN

Animal Eat Food Funny Myself
You can’t expect insights, even the big ones, to make you suddenly understand everything. But I figure: Hey it’s a step in the right direction if they leave you confused in a deeper way.
LILY TOMLIN

Big Confusion Deep Direction Expectation Leaving Right Understand Way
Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.
LILY TOMLIN

Leadership Reality Touch

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