No matter how cynical you become, it’s never enough to keep up.
LILY TOMLINIf life is so meaningless, then why are we always bringing it up?
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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Well, if I can be of any help at all, you are in worse trouble than I thought.
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Maybe if people started to listen, history would stop repeating itself.
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Remember we’re all in this alone.
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I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle, it’s much too confining.
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Being a New Yorker is never having to say you are sorry.
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9 to 5 made people aware of equal pay for equal work. It hasn’t really happened, but it has come closer.
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Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.
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When I’ve had a meltdown, people will say to me, “Well, you failed to keep your sense of humor.”
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We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
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Every day I read the newspapers, and no matter how cynical I get, it’s imposssible to keep up.
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We don’t care. We don’t have to. We’re the phone company.
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Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
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Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.
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I worry about kids today – because of the sexual revolution, they’re going to grow up and never know what “dirty” means.
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When we speak to God, we call it prayer; when God speaks back, we call it psychosis!
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