Success is a ladder that cannot be climbed with your hands in your pocket – The road to success is always under construction.
LILY TOMLINIf life is so meaningless, then why are we always bringing it up?
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If you can’t be direct, why be?
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The road to success is always under construction.
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There’s nothing sadder than getting to the end of your life and saying, ‘I didn’t do it right’.
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In the depths of the night, fear grips my heart. It paralyzes my mind. But most of all, I feel very, very alone
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The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year-everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth.
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If evolution was worth its salt, it should’ve evolved something better than ‘survival of the fittest.’ I think a better idea would be ‘survival of the wittiest.’ At least, that way, creatures that didn’t survive could’ve died laughing.
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If life is so meaningless, then why are we always bringing it up?
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After all, in private, we’re all misfits.
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The best mind-altering drug is the truth.
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Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It’s the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
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I guess if people couldn’t profit from war I don’t think there would be war.
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I feel some part of me can wake up and be very existential and the next day wake up and be sort of in love with the universe.
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Exercise is for people who can’t handle drugs or alcohol.
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What if it’s boring – or if it’s not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring.
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If I had known what it would be like to have it all – I might have been willing to settle for less.
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