When I’ve had a meltdown, people will say to me, “Well, you failed to keep your sense of humor.”
LILY TOMLINIf life is so meaningless, then why are we always bringing it up?
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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In the depths of the night, fear grips my heart. It paralyzes my mind. But most of all, I feel very, very alone
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The start to a better world is the belief that it is possible.
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Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest?
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But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.
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Exercise is for people who can’t handle drugs or alcohol.
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If trying harder doesn’t work, try softer.
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I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle, it’s much too confining.
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Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.
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You are what you think, geez, that’s frightening.
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Every day I read the newspapers, and no matter how cynical I get, it’s imposssible to keep up.
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There’s so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.
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I was always drawn to more the social-expression-of-culture types.
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.
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My politics are just inclined to be empathetic and humanistic. I grew up with so many different kinds of people with different politics, different religion, no religion, no politics, education, no education, and I was infatuated with all of them.
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Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?
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