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I feel some part of me can wake up and be very existential and the next day wake up and be sort of in love with the universe.

Lily Tomlin

If you can’t be direct, why be?
LILY TOMLIN

Direct Yourself
I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
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Myself Thinking Worry
To me, “sexual freedom” means freedom from having to have sex.
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Freedom Myself Sex Willing
Infinity is just time on an ego trip.
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Ego Infinity One Liner Time Trip
If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you’re not considered well viewed.
LILY TOMLIN

Book Hypocrisy Reading View Yourself
What if it’s boring – or if it’s not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring.
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Boredom Hide Reveal Worst
I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They’d eaten each other.
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Animal Eat Food Funny Myself
Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It’s the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
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Adult Country Election Hard Work
In the depths of the night, fear grips my heart. It paralyzes my mind. But most of all, I feel very, very alone
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Alone Feeling Heart Mindset Myself Night
Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.
LILY TOMLIN

Feeling Imagination Myself
It’s a more ridiculing, divisive humor today.
LILY TOMLIN

Change Comedy Humor Present Ridicule
The larger picture is really to swing people’s awareness of what really is moral.
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Moral People Photograph
When we speak to God, we call it prayer; when God speaks back, we call it psychosis!
LILY TOMLIN

God Ourselves Prayer Talk
The road to success is always under construction.
LILY TOMLIN

Construction Inspirational Road Success
I try to be cynical, but it’s so hard to keep up.
LILY TOMLIN

Hard Myself Try
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
LILY TOMLIN

Collection One Liner Perspective Reality

I feel some part of me can wake up and be very existential and the next day wake up and be sort of in love with the universe.

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