I always wondered why somebody doesn’t do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
LILY TOMLINI feel some part of me can wake up and be very existential and the next day wake up and be sort of in love with the universe.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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Language was invented because of the deep human need to complain.
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Every day I read the newspapers, and no matter how cynical I get, it’s imposssible to keep up.
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Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
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There’s nothing sadder than getting to the end of your life and saying, ‘I didn’t do it right’.
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I was always drawn to more the social-expression-of-culture types.
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If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
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When I am happy I feel like crying, but when I am sad I don’t feel like laughing. I think it is better to be happy; then you get two feelings for the price of one.
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Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?
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I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle, it’s much too confining.
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You are what you think, geez, that’s frightening.
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If you have a dog or a cat, you know how developed they can be. How sensitive, how aware. They suffer. We all do.
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After all, in private, we’re all misfits.
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There will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it.
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The best mind-altering drug is the truth.
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We are people with lives, not consumers with lifestyles.
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