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I feel some part of me can wake up and be very existential and the next day wake up and be sort of in love with the universe.

Lily Tomlin

I have always felt that humor was a wonderful vehicle to let us become connected with each other and ourselves; I try to portray the similarities and polarities in men and women, so that we can acknowledge and embrace our collective consciousness.
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Collection Conscious Feeling Humor Vehicle Wonderful
I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They’d eaten each other.
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Animal Eat Food Funny Myself
Truth is, I’ve always been selling out. The difference is that in the past, I looked like I had integrity because there were no buyers.
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Difference Integrity Myself Past Truth
If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you’re not considered well viewed.
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Book Hypocrisy Reading View Yourself
Maybe if people started to listen, history would stop repeating itself.
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History Listening People Repeat Start Stop
If you have a dog or a cat, you know how developed they can be. How sensitive, how aware. They suffer. We all do.
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Cat Development Dog Sensitive Suffering Yourself
Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that’s the truth.
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Lying Make Up True Yourself
Even when I’m being funny, I’m deadly serious.
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Death Funny Myself Serious
I try to be cynical, but it’s so hard to keep up.
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Hard Myself Try
When I am happy I feel like crying, but when I am sad I don’t feel like laughing. I think it is better to be happy; then you get two feelings for the price of one.
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Better Cry Feeling Happiness Laughter Price Sad
Don’t be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.
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Afraid Failure Inspirational Missing Opportunity
I worry about kids today – because of the sexual revolution, they’re going to grow up and never know what “dirty” means.
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Children Dirty Myself Revolution Sex Worry
We are all in this together, by ourselves.
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Ourselves Togetherness
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
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Love Question Yourself
There’s so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.
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Culture Fabric Skin
Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?
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Name Top Yourself

I feel some part of me can wake up and be very existential and the next day wake up and be sort of in love with the universe.

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I feel some part of me can wake up and be very existential and the next day wake up and be sort of in love with the universe.

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