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To me, “sexual freedom” means freedom from having to have sex.

Lily Tomlin

Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
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Collection One Liner Perspective Reality
I worry about kids today – because of the sexual revolution, they’re going to grow up and never know what “dirty” means.
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Children Dirty Myself Revolution Sex Worry
But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.
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Cost Live Money People Reason
When I’ve had a meltdown, people will say to me, “Well, you failed to keep your sense of humor.”
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Failure Humor Myself People Talk Yourself
What if it’s boring – or if it’s not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring.
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Boredom Hide Reveal Worst
Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest?
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Form Intelligence Life Universe Yourself
I think life is perverse. It can be beautiful, but it won’t.
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Beautiful Life Myself Pervert Thinking
I feel some part of me can wake up and be very existential and the next day wake up and be sort of in love with the universe.
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Existence Feeling Love Universe Wake Up
When I am happy I feel like crying, but when I am sad I don’t feel like laughing. I think it is better to be happy; then you get two feelings for the price of one.
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Better Cry Feeling Happiness Laughter Price Sad
Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?
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Deep God Hypocrisy Prayer Talk
It’s a more ridiculing, divisive humor today.
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Change Comedy Humor Present Ridicule
If you can’t be direct, why be?
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Direct Yourself
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
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Career Important Myself Regret
I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
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Home Myself Teacher Thinking
There will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it.
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Death Feeling Sex
Having a real public outlet is how you imprint something for yourself. It’s just a matter of timing. It’s like you’ve marked your territory.
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Place Public Reality Time Yourself

To me, “sexual freedom” means freedom from having to have sex.

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To me, “sexual freedom” means freedom from having to have sex.

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