Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
LILY TOMLINTo me, “sexual freedom” means freedom from having to have sex.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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When we speak to God, we call it prayer; when God speaks back, we call it psychosis!
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Don’t be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.
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I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They’d eaten each other.
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If you have a dog or a cat, you know how developed they can be. How sensitive, how aware. They suffer. We all do.
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Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest?
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I always wondered why somebody doesn’t do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
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I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
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There’s nothing sadder than getting to the end of your life and saying, ‘I didn’t do it right’.
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The larger picture is really to swing people’s awareness of what really is moral.
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You are what you think, geez, that’s frightening.
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But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.
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Did you know, throughout the cosmos they found intelligent life forms that play to play? We are the only ones that play to win. Explains why we have more than our share of losers.
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Truth is, I’ve always been selling out. The difference is that in the past, I looked like I had integrity because there were no buyers.
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I wanted to be a stage actress. I wanted to be a New York actress and have a community with other actors. I didn’t want to get famous; I always thought getting famous was a drag on you.
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No matter how cynical you become, it’s never enough to keep up.
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