I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
LILY TOMLINI always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
LILY TOMLINIf trying harder doesn’t work, try softer.
LILY TOMLINIf you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you’re not considered well viewed.
LILY TOMLINThe road to success is always under construction.
LILY TOMLINThere will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it.
LILY TOMLINWhen I’ve had a meltdown, people will say to me, “Well, you failed to keep your sense of humor.”
LILY TOMLINBut there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.
LILY TOMLINPeople hire me to create some kind of archetype or some culture type, or something. I guess they accept whatever I come up with.
LILY TOMLINThere’s nothing sadder than getting to the end of your life and saying, ‘I didn’t do it right’.
LILY TOMLINI wanted to be a stage actress. I wanted to be a New York actress and have a community with other actors. I didn’t want to get famous; I always thought getting famous was a drag on you.
LILY TOMLINYou know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what’s current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.
LILY TOMLINMan invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
LILY TOMLINIf truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
LILY TOMLINRemember we’re all in this alone.
LILY TOMLINWhat if it’s boring – or if it’s not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring.
LILY TOMLINWhat I appreciate is acknowledging to the audience that I think they have brains.
LILY TOMLIN