We don’t care. We don’t have to. We’re the phone company.
LILY TOMLINThe start to a better world is the belief that it is possible.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.
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I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
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People hire me to create some kind of archetype or some culture type, or something. I guess they accept whatever I come up with.
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I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle, it’s much too confining.
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Well, if I can be of any help at all, you are in worse trouble than I thought.
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The start to a better world is the belief that it is possible.
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Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?
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Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
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Having a real public outlet is how you imprint something for yourself. It’s just a matter of timing. It’s like you’ve marked your territory.
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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
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I think life is perverse. It can be beautiful, but it won’t.
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You can’t expect insights, even the big ones, to make you suddenly understand everything. But I figure: Hey it’s a step in the right direction if they leave you confused in a deeper way.
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We are all in this together, by ourselves.
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We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
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I have always felt that humor was a wonderful vehicle to let us become connected with each other and ourselves; I try to portray the similarities and polarities in men and women, so that we can acknowledge and embrace our collective consciousness.
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