Maybe if people started to listen, history would stop repeating itself.
LILY TOMLINI try to be cynical, but it’s so hard to keep up.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.
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Remember we’re all in this alone.
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Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.
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I wanted to be a stage actress. I wanted to be a New York actress and have a community with other actors. I didn’t want to get famous; I always thought getting famous was a drag on you.
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Well, if I can be of any help at all, you are in worse trouble than I thought.
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Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
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The best mind-altering drug is the truth.
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Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?
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Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.
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Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It’s the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
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Wouldn’t it be great if we all grew up to be what we wanted to be? The world would be full of nurses, firemen, and ballerinas.
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We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
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I have always felt that humor was a wonderful vehicle to let us become connected with each other and ourselves; I try to portray the similarities and polarities in men and women, so that we can acknowledge and embrace our collective consciousness.
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When we speak to God, we call it prayer; when God speaks back, we call it psychosis!
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We are people with lives, not consumers with lifestyles.
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