No matter how cynical you become, it’s never enough to keep up.
LILY TOMLINI like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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What goes up must come down. But don’t expect it to come down where you can find it.
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I still believe that sex is dirty. It’s just that now I wouldn’t have it any other way.
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If trying harder doesn’t work, try softer.
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There will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it.
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For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
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Creating characters is just another way to express a type and put that type to use.
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After all, in private, we’re all misfits.
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Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
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I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle, it’s much too confining.
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There’s nothing sadder than getting to the end of your life and saying, ‘I didn’t do it right’.
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Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
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Well, if I can be of any help at all, you are in worse trouble than I thought.
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Remember we’re all in this alone.
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Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
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