The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year-everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth.
LILY TOMLINI like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
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I think life is perverse. It can be beautiful, but it won’t.
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You can’t expect insights, even the big ones, to make you suddenly understand everything. But I figure: Hey it’s a step in the right direction if they leave you confused in a deeper way.
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Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest – then we can all die laughing.
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I always wondered why somebody doesn’t do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
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Did you know, throughout the cosmos they found intelligent life forms that play to play? We are the only ones that play to win. Explains why we have more than our share of losers.
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Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
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Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
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We are all in this together, by ourselves.
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There will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it.
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When I’ve had a meltdown, people will say to me, “Well, you failed to keep your sense of humor.”
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The larger picture is really to swing people’s awareness of what really is moral.
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To me, “sexual freedom” means freedom from having to have sex.
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Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.
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Remember we’re all in this alone.
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