Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.
LILY TOMLINI like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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I try to be cynical, but it’s so hard to keep up.
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Don’t be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.
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I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They’d eaten each other.
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Maybe if people started to listen, history would stop repeating itself.
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You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what’s current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.
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You are what you think, geez, that’s frightening.
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It’s a more ridiculing, divisive humor today.
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What I appreciate is acknowledging to the audience that I think they have brains.
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Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
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I was always drawn to more the social-expression-of-culture types.
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People hire me to create some kind of archetype or some culture type, or something. I guess they accept whatever I come up with.
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Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It’s the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
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Infinity is just time on an ego trip.
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For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
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Well, if I can be of any help at all, you are in worse trouble than I thought.
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