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I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.

Lily Tomlin

I still believe that sex is dirty. It’s just that now I wouldn’t have it any other way.
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Believe Dirty Myself Sex
Having a real public outlet is how you imprint something for yourself. It’s just a matter of timing. It’s like you’ve marked your territory.
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Place Public Reality Time Yourself
Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?
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Name Top Yourself
I always wondered why somebody doesn’t do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
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Action Deep Inspirational Motivational Myself
I try to be cynical, but it’s so hard to keep up.
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Hard Myself Try
We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
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Believe Freedom Hands Man Reason Sex Walk
Maybe if people started to listen, history would stop repeating itself.
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History Listening People Repeat Start Stop
Language was invented because of the deep human need to complain.
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Complain Human Invention Language
For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
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Down Fast relief Slow Try
Did you know, throughout the cosmos they found intelligent life forms that play to play? We are the only ones that play to win. Explains why we have more than our share of losers.
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Form Intelligence Life Lose Play Share Space Win
You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what’s current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.
LILY TOMLIN

Funny Hard Interest Talk Yourself
Truth is, I’ve always been selling out. The difference is that in the past, I looked like I had integrity because there were no buyers.
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Difference Integrity Myself Past Truth
The start to a better world is the belief that it is possible.
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Belief Better Possible Start World
Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.
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Feeling Imagination Myself
I feel some part of me can wake up and be very existential and the next day wake up and be sort of in love with the universe.
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Existence Feeling Love Universe Wake Up
I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They’d eaten each other.
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Animal Eat Food Funny Myself

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