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Every day I read the newspapers, and no matter how cynical I get, it’s imposssible to keep up.

Lily Tomlin

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
LILY TOMLIN

Love Question Yourself
Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that’s the truth.
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Lying Make Up True Yourself
Don’t be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.
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Afraid Failure Inspirational Missing Opportunity
We are people with lives, not consumers with lifestyles.
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Consumption Life Live People Style
Growing up in Michigan was fine, until I realized where I was.
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Born Growth Myself Place
I have always felt that humor was a wonderful vehicle to let us become connected with each other and ourselves; I try to portray the similarities and polarities in men and women, so that we can acknowledge and embrace our collective consciousness.
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Collection Conscious Feeling Humor Vehicle Wonderful
What I appreciate is acknowledging to the audience that I think they have brains.
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Audience Brain Knowledge Myself Praise Thinking
I feel some part of me can wake up and be very existential and the next day wake up and be sort of in love with the universe.
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Existence Feeling Love Universe Wake Up
There will be sex after death, we just won’t be able to feel it.
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Death Feeling Sex
I try to be cynical, but it’s so hard to keep up.
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Hard Myself Try
Wouldn’t it be great if we all grew up to be what we wanted to be? The world would be full of nurses, firemen, and ballerinas.
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Greatness Growth World
What goes up must come down. But don’t expect it to come down where you can find it.
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Expectation Philosophy Yourself
9 to 5 made people aware of equal pay for equal work. It hasn’t really happened, but it has come closer.
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Equality Money Pay People Work
If you can’t be direct, why be?
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Direct Yourself
The start to a better world is the belief that it is possible.
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Belief Better Possible Start World
Language was invented because of the deep human need to complain.
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Complain Human Invention Language

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