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Every day I read the newspapers, and no matter how cynical I get, it’s imposssible to keep up.

Lily Tomlin

Every day I read the newspapers, and no matter how cynical I get, it’s imposssible to keep up.
LILY TOMLIN

Impossible Myself News Reading
Did you know, throughout the cosmos they found intelligent life forms that play to play? We are the only ones that play to win. Explains why we have more than our share of losers.
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Form Intelligence Life Lose Play Share Space Win
9 to 5 made people aware of equal pay for equal work. It hasn’t really happened, but it has come closer.
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Equality Money Pay People Work
It’s a more ridiculing, divisive humor today.
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Change Comedy Humor Present Ridicule
When I am happy I feel like crying, but when I am sad I don’t feel like laughing. I think it is better to be happy; then you get two feelings for the price of one.
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Better Cry Feeling Happiness Laughter Price Sad
I think life is perverse. It can be beautiful, but it won’t.
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Beautiful Life Myself Pervert Thinking
Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest – then we can all die laughing.
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Death Laughter Smart Survive Work
Exercise is for people who can’t handle drugs or alcohol.
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Alcohol Control Drugs Exercise People
You are what you think, geez, that’s frightening.
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Fear Thinking Yourself
If trying harder doesn’t work, try softer.
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Hard Inspirational Motivational Perspective Soft Try
The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year-everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth.
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Company Earth Name Phone Standard
I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.
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Complain Deep Development Language Need Personal
Remember we’re all in this alone.
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Alone One Liner Remember
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
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Beautiful Funny Hairs Library Truth
I try to be cynical, but it’s so hard to keep up.
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Hard Myself Try
You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what’s current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.
LILY TOMLIN

Funny Hard Interest Talk Yourself

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