If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
LILY TOMLINEvery day I read the newspapers, and no matter how cynical I get, it’s imposssible to keep up.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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If you can’t be direct, why be?
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Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
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Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet?
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Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It’s the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
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Creating characters is just another way to express a type and put that type to use.
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Even when I’m being funny, I’m deadly serious.
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Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
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After all, in private, we’re all misfits.
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If trying harder doesn’t work, try softer.
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There’s so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.
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Being a New Yorker is never having to say you are sorry.
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If I had known what it would be like to have it all – I might have been willing to settle for less.
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I still believe that sex is dirty. It’s just that now I wouldn’t have it any other way.
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The best mind-altering drug is the truth.
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I think life is perverse. It can be beautiful, but it won’t.
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