Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that’s the truth.
LILY TOMLINAfter all, in private, we’re all misfits.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.
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Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
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If trying harder doesn’t work, try softer.
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Don’t be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.
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The best mind-altering drug is the truth.
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Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?
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The road to success is always under construction.
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Truth is, I’ve always been selling out. The difference is that in the past, I looked like I had integrity because there were no buyers.
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Well, if I can be of any help at all, you are in worse trouble than I thought.
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In the depths of the night, fear grips my heart. It paralyzes my mind. But most of all, I feel very, very alone
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Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.
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If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you’re not considered well viewed.
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Creating characters is just another way to express a type and put that type to use.
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For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
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Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
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