Exercise is for people who can’t handle drugs or alcohol.
LILY TOMLINI wanted to be a stage actress. I wanted to be a New York actress and have a community with other actors. I didn’t want to get famous; I always thought getting famous was a drag on you.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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I feel some part of me can wake up and be very existential and the next day wake up and be sort of in love with the universe.
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I try to be cynical, but it’s so hard to keep up.
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Being a New Yorker is never having to say you are sorry.
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You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what’s current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.
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Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.
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What I appreciate is acknowledging to the audience that I think they have brains.
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Wouldn’t it be great if we all grew up to be what we wanted to be? The world would be full of nurses, firemen, and ballerinas.
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Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that’s the truth.
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Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?
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If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you’re not considered well viewed.
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I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
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There’s nothing sadder than getting to the end of your life and saying, ‘I didn’t do it right’.
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When I’ve had a meltdown, people will say to me, “Well, you failed to keep your sense of humor.”
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Well, if I can be of any help at all, you are in worse trouble than I thought.
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If I had known what it would be like to have it all – I might have been willing to settle for less.
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