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No matter how cynical you become, it’s never enough to keep up.

Lily Tomlin

Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest?
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Form Intelligence Life Universe Yourself
If life is so meaningless, then why are we always bringing it up?
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Hypocrisy Life Meaning
When we speak to God, we call it prayer; when God speaks back, we call it psychosis!
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God Ourselves Prayer Talk
But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.
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Cost Live Money People Reason
Success is a ladder that cannot be climbed with your hands in your pocket – The road to success is always under construction.
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Construction Hands Ladder Road Success
I always wondered why somebody doesn’t do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
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Action Deep Inspirational Motivational Myself
We don’t care. We don’t have to. We’re the phone company.
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Care Company Phone
I still believe that sex is dirty. It’s just that now I wouldn’t have it any other way.
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Believe Dirty Myself Sex
I guess if people couldn’t profit from war I don’t think there would be war.
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Myself People Profit Thinking War
I feel some part of me can wake up and be very existential and the next day wake up and be sort of in love with the universe.
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Existence Feeling Love Universe Wake Up
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
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Hard Time Struggle Worst
The road to success is always under construction.
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Construction Inspirational Road Success
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
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Complain Invention Language Man Satisfaction
Don’t be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.
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Afraid Failure Inspirational Missing Opportunity
Being a New Yorker is never having to say you are sorry.
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Place Sorry Yourself
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
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Beautiful Funny Hairs Library Truth

No matter how cynical you become, it’s never enough to keep up.

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