I guess if people couldn’t profit from war I don’t think there would be war.
LILY TOMLINWhat goes up must come down. But don’t expect it to come down where you can find it.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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People hire me to create some kind of archetype or some culture type, or something. I guess they accept whatever I come up with.
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Exercise is for people who can’t handle drugs or alcohol.
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What goes up must come down. But don’t expect it to come down where you can find it.
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The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year-everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth.
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I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
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In the depths of the night, fear grips my heart. It paralyzes my mind. But most of all, I feel very, very alone
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I try to be cynical, but it’s so hard to keep up.
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Remember we’re all in this alone.
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Success is a ladder that cannot be climbed with your hands in your pocket – The road to success is always under construction.
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I think life is perverse. It can be beautiful, but it won’t.
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If beauty is truth, why don’t women go to the library to have their hair done?
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Language was invented because of the deep human need to complain.
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Maybe if people started to listen, history would stop repeating itself.
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Every day I read the newspapers, and no matter how cynical I get, it’s imposssible to keep up.
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The best mind-altering drug is the truth.
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