Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest?
LILY TOMLINWhat goes up must come down. But don’t expect it to come down where you can find it.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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I worry about kids today – because of the sexual revolution, they’re going to grow up and never know what “dirty” means.
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If you have a dog or a cat, you know how developed they can be. How sensitive, how aware. They suffer. We all do.
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I think life is perverse. It can be beautiful, but it won’t.
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Infinity is just time on an ego trip.
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I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
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Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It’s the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
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Success is a ladder that cannot be climbed with your hands in your pocket – The road to success is always under construction.
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I have always felt that humor was a wonderful vehicle to let us become connected with each other and ourselves; I try to portray the similarities and polarities in men and women, so that we can acknowledge and embrace our collective consciousness.
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I try to be cynical, but it’s so hard to keep up.
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The road to success is always under construction.
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I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They’d eaten each other.
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There’s so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.
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Creating characters is just another way to express a type and put that type to use.
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The larger picture is really to swing people’s awareness of what really is moral.
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