If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
LILY TOMLINWhat goes up must come down. But don’t expect it to come down where you can find it.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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What goes up must come down. But don’t expect it to come down where you can find it.
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The start to a better world is the belief that it is possible.
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The larger picture is really to swing people’s awareness of what really is moral.
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I wanted to be a stage actress. I wanted to be a New York actress and have a community with other actors. I didn’t want to get famous; I always thought getting famous was a drag on you.
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I always wondered why somebody doesn’t do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
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I think life is perverse. It can be beautiful, but it won’t.
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What if it’s boring – or if it’s not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring.
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For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
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Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest – then we can all die laughing.
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Infinity is just time on an ego trip.
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I worry about kids today – because of the sexual revolution, they’re going to grow up and never know what “dirty” means.
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I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.
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When I am happy I feel like crying, but when I am sad I don’t feel like laughing. I think it is better to be happy; then you get two feelings for the price of one.
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Even when I’m being funny, I’m deadly serious.
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To me, “sexual freedom” means freedom from having to have sex.
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