I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They’d eaten each other.
LILY TOMLINWhat goes up must come down. But don’t expect it to come down where you can find it.
More Lily Tomlin Quotes
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Did you know, throughout the cosmos they found intelligent life forms that play to play? We are the only ones that play to win. Explains why we have more than our share of losers.
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I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
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The start to a better world is the belief that it is possible.
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The road to success is always under construction.
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If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
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Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
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But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.
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For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
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What I appreciate is acknowledging to the audience that I think they have brains.
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You can’t expect insights, even the big ones, to make you suddenly understand everything. But I figure: Hey it’s a step in the right direction if they leave you confused in a deeper way.
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We are all in this together, by ourselves.
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We are people with lives, not consumers with lifestyles.
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Growing up in Michigan was fine, until I realized where I was.
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Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
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The best mind-altering drug is the truth.
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