If at first you do succeed don’t take any more chances.
KIN HUBBARDThere isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
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If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
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Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
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