Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
KIN HUBBARDThere isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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If there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
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The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
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A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
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Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
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Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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