Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
KIN HUBBARDThere isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
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Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
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There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.
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In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
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Nobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
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Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn’t be so bad if they thought.
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It isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
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Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
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