Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
KIN HUBBARDThere isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about.
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When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
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There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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Ther’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose.
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When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
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Many a family tree needs trimming
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