There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
KIN HUBBARDThere isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
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We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
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When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
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Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
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It isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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A loafer always has the correct time.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
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