When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
KIN HUBBARDThere isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
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A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
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Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
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Look out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.
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One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
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If at first you do succeed don’t take any more chances.
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
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Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
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