Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
KIN HUBBARDVery often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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Ther’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose.
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In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
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When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
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Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
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Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
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If there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
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Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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Nobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
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I don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
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