The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
KIN HUBBARDThe fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
KIN HUBBARDSome folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
KIN HUBBARDOne of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
KIN HUBBARDNobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
KIN HUBBARDBeauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
KIN HUBBARDIt’s going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.
KIN HUBBARDThere are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
KIN HUBBARDSome people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
KIN HUBBARDIn order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
KIN HUBBARDI don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
KIN HUBBARDWhen a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
KIN HUBBARDA fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
KIN HUBBARDLitigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
KIN HUBBARDNever tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
KIN HUBBARDFashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
KIN HUBBARDKnowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
KIN HUBBARD