Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
KIN HUBBARDVery often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
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We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
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Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
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Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
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Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
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Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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