Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
KIN HUBBARDVery often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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Ther’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose.
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There is no failure except in no longer trying.
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
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It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about.
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University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
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A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
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When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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