Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
KIN HUBBARDVery often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
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When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
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A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
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A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
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Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
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The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
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Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right.
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Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
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Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn’t be so bad if they thought.
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The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.
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Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
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On a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it’s so crowded.
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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