No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
KIN HUBBARDSome people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
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Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
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Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
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Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
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Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
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A friend that ain’t in need is a friend indeed.
KIN HUBBARD






