No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
KIN HUBBARDSome people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
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The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.
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A friend that ain’t in need is a friend indeed.
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
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The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
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Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right.
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Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
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Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn’t have as many monuments to unveil.
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