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Nobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
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Empty Ever Listens Nobody Stomach
A friend that ain’t in need is a friend indeed.
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Friend Indeed Need
When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
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Agree Begin Folk Opinion Some Suspect Wrong
It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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Anything Bring Happiness Hard Pretty Side Tell
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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Double Money Once Pocket Safe
Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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Change Karma Men Punish Sin
The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
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Agree Everything Fellow Fool Get Ready Say Skin
There isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
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Gossip Hear Little Town
A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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Else Sarcasm Sarcastic Something Think
A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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Carve Country Kitchen Lot Ruin Thanksgiving
If at first you do succeed don’t take any more chances.
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Chance Do First More Succeed Take
Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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Asset Beauty Poor Sense Valuable
Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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Anything Customer Lose Money Store Think
My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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Death Face Husband Ide Jaw Lost Marry Some Three Woman
Ther’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose.
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Anything Few Folk Honest Lose never Seem Still
Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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Form Lawyer Litigation Money Pocket Portrait Transferred

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