There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
KIN HUBBARDThe less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
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The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
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Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
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I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
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When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
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