The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
KIN HUBBARDThe less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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There is no failure except in no longer trying.
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A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
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Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
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When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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It isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
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There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.
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Ther’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
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University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
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Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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