Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
KIN HUBBARDI don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
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The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it’s so crowded.
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
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Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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It isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
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I don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
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A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
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Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
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I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
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