If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
KIN HUBBARDI don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Many a family tree needs trimming
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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
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There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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On a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
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When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
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The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
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There isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
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