If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
KIN HUBBARDI don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
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A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
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We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
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If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
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There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
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Nobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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If there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
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