Florida wants to change the state’s motto to attract younger people. They’re thinking about: More than just a great place to die.
JOAN RIVERSA Mafia guy in Vegas gave me this advice: “Run your own race, put on your blinders.”
More Joan Rivers Quotes
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I said Justin Bieber looked like a little lesbian — and I stand by it: He’s the daughter Cher wishes she’d had.
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I’ve had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to Tupperware.
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The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.
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With age comes wisdom. You don’t need big boobs to be feminine. Look at Liberace.
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I’m racist? How can that even be possible? I was a friend of Michael Jackson’s back when he was black.
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Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if you’re funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you.
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A study says owning a dog makes you 10 years younger. My first thought was to rescue two more, but I don’t want to go through menopause again.
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I was born in 1962, and the room next to me was 1963.
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A Mafia guy in Vegas gave me this advice: “Run your own race, put on your blinders.”
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Life goes by fast. Enjoy it…Everyone gets so upset about the wrong things.
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I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
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I wish I could tell you it gets better. It doesn’t get better. You get better.
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Life is so tough. I don’t know how old you are, but I’ve seen so much in a wink. One phone call and your life is changed forever. We all know that. You better laugh at everything.
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My earliest childhood memory was watching my parents loosen the wheels on my stroller.
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Don’t tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won’t respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, ‘Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.’.
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