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Why should a woman cook? So her husband can say ‘My wife makes a delicious cake’ to some hooker?

Joan Rivers

Maybe I’m old-fashioned, but I believe when a woman enters a room, men should stand up – and gay men should stand up at least halfway.
JOAN RIVERS

Believe Fashion Myself Respect Woman
Old age is always ten years more than we are.
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Age Old Reality
Moving on is a gift you give yourself.
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Gift Move On Yourself
To the pessimist the light at the end of the tunnel is another train.
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Negative Perspective Thinking Train
When you first get married, they open the car door for you. Eighteen years now…once he opened the car door for me in the last four years – we were on the freeway at the time.
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Couple Freedom Marriage Time Yourself
Life is a movie, and you’re the star. Give it a happy ending.
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End Happiness Life Movie Stars Yourself
I was smart enough to go through any door that opened.
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Enough Myself Open Opportunity Smart
I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
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Bed Hate Myself Start Yourself
People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.
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Funny Happiness Key Life Money People
Happiness, at my age, is breathing
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Age Breathe Funny Happiness Inspiration One Liner
You have to do more than just kill time or time will quickly kill you.
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Deep Inspirational Kill Time Yourself
On the Vanna White diet, you only eat what you can spell.
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Eat Food Yourself
My parents hated me. All I ever heard was, “Why can’t you be like your cousin Shelia? Why can’t you be like your cousin Shelia?” Shelia had died at birth.
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Born Death Funny Hate Myself Parents
Edgar had a heart attack, and I’m to blame. We were making love, and I took the bag off my head.
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Blame Head Heart Love Myself Sex
I have no boobs whatsoever. On my wedding night my husband said, ‘Let me help you with those buttons’ and I told him, ‘I’m completely naked’.
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Body Husband Marriage Myself Naked Night Sex
Why should a woman cook? So her husband can say ‘My wife makes a delicious cake’ to some hooker?
JOAN RIVERS

Cook Food Man Marriage Responsibility Sex Woman

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