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With age comes wisdom. You don’t need big boobs to be feminine. Look at Liberace.

Joan Rivers

I said to my husband, ‘Why don’t you call out my name when we’re making love?’ He said, ‘I don’t want to wake you up.’
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Funny Himself Husband Love Myself
Women should look good. Work on yourselves. Education? I spit on education. No man is ever going to put his hand up your dress looking for a library card.
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Goodness Hands Library Look Men Woman
Nothing is yours permanently so you better enjoy it while it’s happening.
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Enjoyment Philosophy Yourself
I use a smoke alarm as a timer.
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Myself Smoke Time
Don’t follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise.
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Advice Feeling Goodness Mindset Thinking Wisdom Yourself
With age comes wisdom. You don’t need big boobs to be feminine. Look at Liberace.
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Age Female Need Wisdom Yourself
You know you’re getting old when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.
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Deep Fun Funny Old Work Yourself
Travel is the excitement of life! Everything is an adventure, and if you look at it like that, even at the worst moment you can say: ‘We will laugh tomorrow about this.’ And you do.
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Adventure Excitement Laughter Moments Travel Worst Yourself
Some women take up the law and become lawyers. Other women lay down the law and become wives.
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Choice Law Wife Woman
Life goes by fast. Enjoy it…Everyone gets so upset about the wrong things.
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Enjoyment Fast Life Stay Strong Wrong
The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.
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Funny Run Smile Time
Just remember: Surviving is the best revenge, no matter what the disaster has been.
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Hard Time Remember Revenge Survive
Life is a movie, and you’re the star. Give it a happy ending.
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End Happiness Life Movie Stars Yourself
I was dating a transvestite, and my mother said, “Marry him, you’ll double your wardrobe.”
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Date Fashion Marriage Mom Myself
Put me up against Sarah Silverman and I could take her.
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Defeat Herself Myself Win
Edgar had a heart attack, and I’m to blame. We were making love, and I took the bag off my head.
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Blame Head Heart Love Myself Sex

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