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Life is a movie, and you’re the star. Give it a happy ending.

Joan Rivers

Old age is always ten years more than we are.
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Age Old Reality
My daughter and I are very close, we speak every single day and I call her every day and I say the same thing, “pick up, I know you’re there.”
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Bond Daughter Family Mom Myself Relationship Talk Yourself
On the Vanna White diet, you only eat what you can spell.
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Eat Food Yourself
I wish I could tell you it gets better. It doesn’t get better. You get better.
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Better Grief Myself
We don’t apologize for a joke. We are comics. We are here to make you laugh. If you don’t get it, then don’t watch us.
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Joke Laughter See Sorry Yourself
Grandchildren can be annoying – how many times can you go: “And the cow goes moo and the pig goes oink”? It’s like talking to a supermodel.
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Annoy Children Talk Time Yourself
Moving on is a gift you give yourself.
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Gift Move On Yourself
A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she’s a tramp.
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Funny Man Mistake Woman
Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if you’re funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you.
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Acceptance Funny Luck Old Oneself
Something terrific will come no matter how dark the present.
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Darkness Hard Time Optimism Positive Present Success Thinking
If you can’t make fun of yourself, you don’t have any right to make fun of others.
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Fun Right Yourself
We all mourn in our own way. I mourn with a great steak.
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Death Food Funny Greatness Myself
Women should look good. Work on yourselves. Education? I spit on education. No man is ever going to put his hand up your dress looking for a library card.
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Goodness Hands Library Look Men Woman
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
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Body Memories Myself Women
To the pessimist the light at the end of the tunnel is another train.
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Negative Perspective Thinking Train
Why should a woman cook? So her husband can say ‘My wife makes a delicious cake’ to some hooker?
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Cook Food Man Marriage Responsibility Sex Woman

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