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Life is a movie, and you’re the star. Give it a happy ending.

Joan Rivers

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.
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Funny Run Smile Time
I said to my husband, ‘Why don’t you call out my name when we’re making love?’ He said, ‘I don’t want to wake you up.’
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Funny Himself Husband Love Myself
You know you’re getting old when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.
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Deep Fun Funny Old Work Yourself
When my husband Edgar and I were courting, he said he couldn’t wait to have a baby. It was only after we were married that he changed his mind and decided that I should have the baby.
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Change Decision Himself Husband Marriage Mindset Myself
Here’s a Thanksgiving tip. Generally, your turkey is not cooked enough if it passes you the cranberry sauce.
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Enough Thankful Yourself
Nothing is yours permanently so you better enjoy it while it’s happening.
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Enjoyment Philosophy Yourself
We all mourn in our own way. I mourn with a great steak.
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Death Food Funny Greatness Myself
I saw what’s going on under my chin. I don’t want to be the one the President has to pardon on Thanksgiving.
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Myself Oneself Thankful
Life goes by fast. Enjoy it…Everyone gets so upset about the wrong things.
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Enjoyment Fast Life Stay Strong Wrong
Don’t worry about the money. Love the process.
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Process Worry
A female salmon lays three thousand eggs a year – and has yet to receive a Mother’s Day card from one of them.
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Animal Born Mom Oneself
Why should a woman cook? So her husband can say ‘My wife makes a delicious cake’ to some hooker?
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Cook Food Man Marriage Responsibility Sex Woman
Money can’t buy you happiness but it can pay for the plastic surgery.
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Happiness Money Pay Yourself
I’m in nobody’s circle, I’ve always been an outsider.
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Alone Company Myself
I was dating a transvestite, and my mother said, “Marry him, you’ll double your wardrobe.”
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Date Fashion Marriage Mom Myself
Life is a movie, and you’re the star. Give it a happy ending.
JOAN RIVERS

End Happiness Life Movie Stars Yourself

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