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Keep moving. It’s hard for old age to hit a moving target.

Joan Rivers

Why should a woman cook? So her husband can say ‘My wife makes a delicious cake’ to some hooker?
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Cook Food Man Marriage Responsibility Sex Woman
One of the most rebellious things a woman can do is allow people to think she’s mean.
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Herself Oneself People Rebel Thinking Woman
Why should a woman cook? So her husband can say ‘My wife makes a delicious cake’ to some hooker?
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Cook Food Man Marriage Responsibility Sex Woman
When you first get married, they open the car door for you. Eighteen years now…once he opened the car door for me in the last four years – we were on the freeway at the time.
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Couple Freedom Marriage Time Yourself
You know you’re getting old when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.
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Deep Fun Funny Old Work Yourself
Grandchildren can be annoying – how many times can you go: “And the cow goes moo and the pig goes oink”? It’s like talking to a supermodel.
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Annoy Children Talk Time Yourself
Nothing is yours permanently so you better enjoy it while it’s happening.
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Enjoyment Philosophy Yourself
You have to do more than just kill time or time will quickly kill you.
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Deep Inspirational Kill Time Yourself
Some women take up the law and become lawyers. Other women lay down the law and become wives.
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Choice Law Wife Woman
I got a waterbed, but my husband stocked it with trout.
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Funny Humor Husband Marriage Myself
The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.
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Funny Run Smile Time
Life is a movie, and you’re the star. Give it a happy ending.
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End Happiness Life Movie Stars Yourself
Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down. It’s all funny.
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Enjoyment Fast Funny Life
Life is so tough. I don’t know how old you are, but I’ve seen so much in a wink. One phone call and your life is changed forever. We all know that. You better laugh at everything.
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Forever Life Myself
Maybe I’m old-fashioned, but I believe when a woman enters a room, men should stand up – and gay men should stand up at least halfway.
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Believe Fashion Myself Respect Woman
Keep moving. It’s hard for old age to hit a moving target.
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Age Hard Move Old Target

Keep moving. It’s hard for old age to hit a moving target.

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